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PGH #1923 – Hashy Days are Here Again! 12:00 pm
PGH #1923 – Hashy Days are Here Again! @ Cayuga Shelter - Settlers Cabin Park
Jul 4 @ 12:00 pm – Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm
When: Saturday & Sunday:  sign up for a 1/2 hour slot and run trail in solo/small groups (see more details below) Where: Cayuga Shelter, Settlers Cabin Park, (next to the Settlers Creek Playground) Hares: ABS, …
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TN@ #60: Harriette Needed 6:30 pm
TN@ #60: Harriette Needed
Jul 8 @ 6:30 pm
New safety rules Must sign up by contacting a hare for hash start location. Must wear a mask/bandana/buff that covers your nose and mouth. Must bring your own beverages and snacks. You may want a …
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Hash #1924 – The New Normal 2:00 pm
Hash #1924 – The New Normal @ The New Start
Jul 12 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Liquher Cookie and Honeynut Squirreleo have been crafting and fine tuning a trail since March. It’s sure to be an outrageously shiggalishous, totally outdoors (to include the après) event. The kind of event that you’ve …
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PITTH3 #219 T-Boner and Party Boob 6:30 pm
PITTH3 #219 T-Boner and Party Boob @ Zano’s
Jul 16 @ 6:30 pm
Due to the spike in Covid cases in Allegheny County, this trail is being postponed. Tentatively scheduled for July 16. Zano’s H3 is back! Legend has it that there are 2 or 3 good trails …
PITTH3 #2xx HARE NEEDED 6:30 pm
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Hash #1925 – HARE NEEDED 2:00 pm
Hash #1925 – HARE NEEDED @ The North Side
Jul 19 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
It could be you!
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PGH #1923 – Hashy Days are Here Again! @ Cayuga Shelter - Settlers Cabin Park
Jul 4 @ 12:00 pm – Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm

When: Saturday & Sunday:  sign up for a 1/2 hour slot and run trail in solo/small groups (see more details below)
Where: Cayuga Shelter, Settlers Cabin Park, (next to the Settlers Creek Playground)
Hares: ABS, Dirty Gerbil, and Moon
Hash cash: $0 (BYOE– Bring Your Own Everything, no beer, water, or food provided.)
Apres: NONE
CIRCLE: On ZOOM  at 8pm on July 5th, link will be posted here an hour before circle.
CHALK TALK: Trail is laid in YELLOW and PINK tape AND flour

IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ ALL OF THE FOLLOWING BEFORE TRAIL

It’s a return to hashier times– sort of! After a lonnnnnng pandemic-related hiatus the 40-year tradition of weekly PGH-H3 hashes officially returns! No better way to kick it off than to ALL FOLLOW MOON! Join us for a summery romp in the woods and prepare yourself for possible mudslides (so a dry bag might be wise) and wear clothes that won’t dissolve in water. (Or do!) Trail is doggo and kid-friendly and has a small amount of PI. Toss your beverages and snacks in a backpack and enjoy trail by yourself or with a “quarenteam” of friends who you are comfortable being around.

DUE TO A RECENT ALLEGHENY COUNTY PUBLIC HEALTH MANDATE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SIGN UP FOR A 1/2 hour SLOT FOR SATURDAY OR SUNDAY TRAIL. THERE WILL NOT BE A “regular” TRAIL. If you encounter other hashers that you aren’t signed up with please keep a respectful distance and fight the urge to bearhug them. BE A RESPONSIBLE HALF-MIND and PROTECT OTHERS WITH THE SIMPLE ACT OF WEARING A MASK and *hopefully* it’ll help us all get closer to regular hashing sooner. 

*******The 1/2 hour time slot the sign-up sheet is HERE.*******

The New ‘Rona Rules (FOR WHEN WE RETURN TO “REGULAR” TRAIL, NOT YET!)

The following Covid-19 guidelines have been agreed upon across all kennels. Can’t follow it? Then you can’t hash. These will be strictly enforced by all Mismanagement.

1) Color Coded Consent System: red, yellow, and green silicon bracelets will be provided by the hash. Whether you want people to stay far far the fuck away (red), are willing to have closer chats with masks (yellow), or desperately want hugs to be a thing again (green); we want this to be clearly communicated so people can avoid problems. You do not know who may be immunocompromised (or may be caring for someone who is) so respect people’s spaces.
2) Masks MUST come on trail. You should wear it in crowded places, circle, or when passing people on trail. You don’t have to wear it all of trail, but you should be prepared to put it on when necessary. No mask/buff/bandanna/face covering, no hash.
3) BEER! Hare’s choice, for this nascent ‘rona trail we are not providing any beer or snacks– BRING YOUR OWN. After trail we will be in/around a covered pavilion with grills– bring food to grill!
4) Trash! Everyone must clean up their own trash. Bring a small bag to carry your trash. If you have a stash of grocery bags, bring some to share to help a friend. Hashers not trashers.
5) Sign-in: All trails will require sign-in and we will ask for phone numbers. This is in case we have to contact trace due to virus exposure. You don’t sign in, you don’t do trail.
6) Outside Only: Starts, stops, and circle will all be outside with plenty of space to spread out.
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TN@ #60: Harriette Needed
Jul 8 @ 6:30 pm

New safety rules

Must sign up by contacting a hare for hash start location.

Must wear a mask/bandana/buff that covers your nose and mouth.

Must bring your own beverages and snacks. You may want a straw.

You may bring your own hand sanitizer or wipes.

If you are feeling ill, Do Not Come.

If the rules are not followed by everyone then the hash will not happen.
So Please Do Not Be a Dick.

There will be no hash cash since it is BYOE– no beverages or snacks provided.

For the full list of ‘Rona Rules go here.

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The all Pittsburgh kennel-wide Covid-19 Rules are HERE. Read before hashing.

The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

 

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Hash #1924 – The New Normal @ The New Start
Jul 12 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Liquher Cookie and Honeynut Squirreleo have been crafting and fine tuning a trail since March. It’s sure to be an outrageously shiggalishous, totally outdoors (to include the après) event. The kind of event that you’ve come to expect from this half-minded duo.

Bring: shiggy socks, change of clothes & shoes, a thirst for hills, sunscreen, tick spray, vessel, shiggy gloves, sunnys, YOUR MASK, and all the virgin friends you made during quarantine.

Don’t bring: cares, woes, bad attitudes.

Deets 2 Cum.

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PITTH3 #219 T-Boner and Party Boob @ Zano’s
Jul 16 @ 6:30 pm

Due to the spike in Covid cases in Allegheny County, this trail is being postponed. Tentatively scheduled for July 16.


Zano’s H3 is back! Legend has it that there are 2 or 3 good trails left out of Zano’s, however, this shitshow won’t be one of them. Join T-Boner and live-trail-haring-virgin Party Boob for a mess of a trail around Schenley Park that will leave you wanting another three months of quarantine.

Read the new safety rules for trails: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/new-rona-rules/

On-out is Zano’s Pub House @ 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207
Meet out front of Zano’s. Bring pre-beer if you want it. We’ll be handing out our fancy new color coded consent bands on the sidewalk outside. You’ll be required to give hash-cash your real phone number when you pay for trail. For the beer stops, the hares will be buying beer and individually wrapped snacks days before trail and storing them sealed. Circle beer will be provided by the new beermeister. It hasn’t been touched in months, and after a topping-off, it will not be touched again for several days before trail, except for icing. If you are concerned at all, just bring your own beer and snacks on trail.

PITTH3 #2xx HARE NEEDED
Jul 16 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1925 – HARE NEEDED @ The North Side
Jul 19 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

It could be you!

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Hash #1926 – HARE NEEDED
Jul 26 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

It could be you!

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PITTH3 #2xx HARE NEEDED
Jul 30 @ 6:30 pm
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Hash #1927 – HARE NEEDED!
Aug 2 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

It could be you!

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TN@ #61: Bitch In Heat
Aug 5 @ 6:30 pm

New safety rules

Must sign up by contacting a hare for hash start location.

Must wear a mask/bandana/buff that covers your nose and mouth.

Must bring your own beverages and snacks. You may want a straw.

You may bring your own hand sanitizer or wipes.

If you are feeling ill, Do Not Come.

If the rules are not followed by everyone then the hash will not happen.
So Please Do Not Be a Dick.

There will be no hash cash since it is BYOE– no beverages or snacks provided.

For the full list of ‘Rona Rules go here.

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The all Pittsburgh kennel-wide Covid-19 Rules are HERE. Read before hashing.

The TN@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.