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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon 2:00 pm
Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm
Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area. Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, …
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DarkSide OverNight 10:30 pm
DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm
Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence! After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through …
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DS #53 – AcaDaca and Shriveled In London @ Hog's Head Bar and Grill
Aug 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: AcaDaca and Shriveled In London

Where: Hog’s Head Bar and Grill, 3433 Spring Garden Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

When: August 2nd

Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

 

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PITT H3 #202 / FOOL MOON – Scrum and Meow / @ The Porch
Aug 15 @ 6:30 pm
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DS #54 – Crack Filler, Another Crack Filled! @ William Penn Tavern
Sep 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Crack Filler
 
Where: William Penn Tavern, 739 Bellefonte St, Pittsburgh, PA 15232
 
When: September 28th
 
Why: Crack Filler loves filling cracks! He has talked about haring this trail a few times now, and it’s his!
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Hash #1899 – Fool Moon Double Header @ Jamison's
Oct 13 @ 2:00 pm

Hared by Green Mile and Dick A Day.

Urban/shiggy, dog friendly, but watch out for killer burrs!

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DarkSide #55 – Sticky Beaver @ Primanti Brothers (Harmar)
Oct 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Sticky Beaver
 
Where: Primanti Brothers (Harmar), 6 Anchor Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15238, USA
 
When: Oct 28th
 
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Your feet will get wet, bring a dry bag for after.
There will be one additional contra stop on trail, bring cash if you want a beer there.
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DarkSide #57 – Krampus @ Federal Galley
Dec 26 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Krampus
Where: Federal Galley, 200 Children’s Way, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Dec 26
Why: To run a harder, longer trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
 
Twas the day after X-mas, and all through the town
Some crazy wankers were dreaming of running around
The beerstops were laid in the woods with such care
With high expectations the hash would be there
The hares hunkered down in a nice little bar
With delusions of grandeur looking out at the stars
When all of a sudden they finished their stouts
And shouted aloud, hey you fuckers, ON-OUT!
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Mad Wolf 20/20 Fool Moon
Jan 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

January Fool Moon Hash

Whereplace: Shiloh Grill, 123 Shiloh St, Pittsburgh, PA 15211
Werewomen: Gooey Decimal and Money Shot

Ahhhhhwooooooooo!
Calling all wolves for the Wolf Moon Hash! ?

Meet at Shiloh Grill (We have the upstairs reserved for apres. Bonus Mrs. Soffel Ghost sightings included.

Headlamps suggested.
One stop is included, the rest are contra. CASH ONLY!!!!!
Dogs are welcome on trail but not at contra stops. Unless they are actually werewolves and can change into their human form for bar entry.

 

 

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Hash #1917 / Fool Moon – Pack My Purple Fanny Because it’s the Fool Moon @ Nike Missile Silo
Feb 9 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator

Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.

Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.

Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.

$5 hash cash, trail is doggy friendly, not kid friendly unless you don’t like your kids. Seriously, I’d keep the kiddos at home. A dry bag is highly recommended, as is a beerthday present for Pack My Fanny, who was born at the hash time of 2:30pm, on February 9th, 1973. Your presence is all the gift she needs, but she does have a fondness for ciders. Just sayin.
Meet at 2, on out at 2:30

Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378

Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807

Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.

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DarkSide OverNight @ Casa de Clap and Cockle
Feb 22 @ 10:30 pm – 11:45 pm

Back by unpopular demand, DS misman brings you DarkSide OverNight – Part Deux, the Resurgence!

After having to cancel last year, we’re bringing it back for another go!  Prepare yourselves for an overnight trek through the city with multiple beerstops, a lot of cool views, and a longer, harder trail.

Who: DS Misman

Where: TBC and Cock’lls place.

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March Fool Moon!
Mar 9 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Hare Needed!  Hare’s Choice: Monday or Tuesday…