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Hash #1947q – A Fresh Start 7:00 am
Hash #1947q – A Fresh Start
Jan 2 @ 7:00 am – Jan 3 @ 3:30 pm
Hash #1947q – A Fresh Start Hare: Just Lisa Location: Garden City area of Monroeville Sweat out the toxins of 2020 with a longer jaunt out in Monroeville. You’ll have two beer checks, a Turkey/Eagle …
Hash #1948q – Finger In, Finger In, His Little Finger In… 12:00 pm
Hash #1948q – Finger In, Finger In, His Little Finger In…
Jan 9 @ 12:00 pm – Jan 10 @ 9:00 pm
Hash #1948q – Finger In, Finger In, His Little Finger In… Hare: Finger Food, COMT, and T-Bag Location: Canonsburg Come celebrate Finger Food’s Birthday, follow him (virtually) through a delightful jaunt in the South Hills. …
DS #69 – E=MC Hammered 6:30 pm
DS #69 – E=MC Hammered
Jan 13 @ 6:30 pm
Who: E=MC Hammered What: DS #69 When: January 13th, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: Monongahela Park Pittsburgh, PA 15203 ( 40.4219571,-79.9657592 ) Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the …
Hash #1949q – Just a Hash 7:30 am
Hash #1949q – Just a Hash
Jan 16 @ 7:30 am – Jan 17 @ 5:00 pm
Hash #1949q – Just A Hash Hare: Spinning Midget Location: White Oak, PA 15131 Spinning Midget is here to bring you just what you needed: “Just a Hash”. Plan on bringing a dry bag, as …
Hash #1950hq – Festivus: THE SHOCKER 7:30 am
Hash #1950hq – Festivus: THE SHOCKER
Jan 23 @ 7:30 am – Jan 24 @ 4:30 pm
Hash #1950hq – Festivus: THE SHOCKER Hares: Defender of Peedom & Fuk Stik Location: Southside-ish It’s time to air your grievances! Dog and kid friendly, but with some mud that could be challenging for kids. …

Leap Day Hash – Flicker & Cox Stroker @ Evergreen Cafe
Feb 29 @ 2:00 pm

Hares: Flicker & Cox Stroker

Where: Evergreen Café, 7330 Penn Ave, Pgh 15208

$5.00 Hash cash and….

You will need money on trail for one beer stop.

This day cums only once every 4 years so you don’t want to miss because you won’t see it again till 2024.

Leaping will be considered perfectly acceptable hash behavior.

Flicker 412-735-1564

Cox Stroker 412-999-808

Hash #1920 – St. David’s Day Hash @ Mike's Beer Bar
Mar 1 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hash #1920 – The Ultimate St. David’s Day Hash or St. David’s Day Turns 21!

Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)

This is it – St. David turns 21, old enough to drink and buy smokes. Time to kick him out of the nest. Let’s give the ol’ buggerer a rousing send-off in proper hash tradition, with multiple beer stops and general clusterfuckage. Bring cash for stuffing into G-strings or bus fare – I haven’t decided which yet. I’m leaving my pooch at home – I suggest you do the same. If you want to make it costume-themed, wear your best dragon outfit to honor Idris, the Welsh dragon mascot.

Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes @ Smokin' Joe's
Mar 7 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, and T-Bag.

Gather at 1, out at 2.

We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year.  The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, WOH, and T-Bag.
We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year. The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

There will be:
no rego………………….……yes green dresses
no hash cash……………….yes incoherent chalk talk
no charity……………….……yes trail including light shig
no food*………………………yes contra stop(s)*** BEER!
no puppers……………….….yes apres including silly songs and BEER!
no little leprechauns**……yes SHENANIGANS!

*If you want to order your own food from Smokin’ Joes before trail, they can plan for it to be ready for you when we return.
**One beer stop is not kid-friendly, the rest should be fine, but consider at your own risk. Trail is not stroller-friendly.
***Bring ID and $

Wondering if your shoes match your purse? Contact Moon
Other Questions? Good ?uck contacting the Hares

March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

PITTH3 #218 London @ Brook-line and Sinker
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm

You know the drill. We’re gonna run a trail and have some beer. Bar is cash only.

Hash #1922 – Squirreleo Hashy Beerthday Trail @ Boat Launch
Mar 15 @ 2:00 pm – 3:00 pm

Hare: Honeynut Squirreleo & Liquher Cookie

Last year’s beerthday trail started and ended up hill with a disappearing beer stop along the way. It was in a super shitty bar with shitty beer and Just Cathy magically transformed herself into Liquher Cookie. What can go wrong this year? Well there are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the HASH way: which incidentally is the wrong way only with more bad decisions. So with that we present to you an entirely new, shiggilicious, shit show of a PGH-H3 Trail. The Liquher Honeynut Cookie Squirreleo Beerthday Trail!!!

What: It isn’t long and it isn’t thick, it’s not too short and it won’t end quick, you might stay dry or you might get wet….. just show up and find out you wankers.

Where: Trail will start and end at the boat launch parking lot in Elizabeth. Set your GPS to: 702 S 2nd Ave, Elizabeth PA 15037. The boat launch parking lot is right BEHIND that house. Don’t go knocking on that door, don’t go parking in their driveway. I don’t know them, they don’t know me and they probably wouldn’t like me if they did. It’s just a landmark to find the boat launch parking lot. That’s where we will park. You will park in the boat launch parking lot too!!! Where are you going to park?

The Après will be held a short distance away (about a three minute drive or a 10 minute walk) at: 1927 Ivory Lane, Elizabeth PA 15037. They don’t like me either but they put up with me. They also agreed to put up with you. So bring a dry bag (to include clean shoes) and don’t be too much of doofus.

Why: Because because because because becaaaaause, because of the wonderful things we does. Also because I said so.

Dry Bag: Mandatory, to include clean shoes if you’re cumming to the après.

Fido Friendly: Yes. Be prepared to bathe Fido afterwards.

Baby in a Backpack Friendly: Hum, my knee jerk reaction would be no. But after seeing what you put your little ones through on Bun’s trail a few weeks ago, this trail might just be part duex of their Army Ranger Training. If you do decide to bring them, stay towards the back of the pack so that the FRBs can pound down some of the thicker shiggy areas for you.

Hash Cash: 5$ please to offset some of the cost of feeding and beering you. Slutty virgins drink for free.

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318

TN@#57: Cancelled
Mar 18 @ 6:30 pm
Cancelled – DS #60 – HARE NEEDED
Mar 24 @ 6:30 pm

Cancelled due to COVID-19.

Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx Double Stuffed, Shameless, and Wheelbarrow Willie
Mar 26 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19

Canceled: PITTH3 #2xx & Fool Moon: ICP and Anal Eaze @ Roundabout
Apr 9 @ 6:30 pm

Canceled due to Covid-19