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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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      Hash Related Websites PA InterHash World HHH Internet HHH Worldwide Hasher Forums (and more fun Tidewater info) Road Tripping – Nearby Hashes Akron Hash Cleveland HHHH Columbus HHH Eerie HHH Harrisburg/Hershey HHH Nittany Valley HHH Philadelphia HHH Reading HHH Richmond Hash House Harriers Flying Booger’s Half-Mind Catalog Baldrick’s Link-o-Rama Local Outdoor Events/Groups People Who Run Downtown Pittsburgh Great Race (10K) Venture Outdoors Runn Pittsburgh Obscure Games Pittsburgh Pictures, Pictures, Pictures! Sherpes Pictures Betty Crock O’Shit’s Pics
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  • Categories
    BASH (Bike Hash)
    Beer Mile
    Drinking Practice
    Fool Moon Hashes
    HARE NEEDED!!!
    Mismanagement
    New Moon DarkSide
    Numbered Hashes
    P3-H3
    PITT-H3
    PQH3
    PRATH3
    Race-ist Relations
    Remedy-H3
    Special Hashes
    Titties n@-H3
    ZANOH3
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    Beer Fool Moon moist Nuts In May
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Upcoming Hashes

Jan
23
Sat
7:30 am Hash #1950q – “Its a Quarantine ...
Hash #1950q – “Its a Quarantine ...
Jan 23 @ 7:30 am – Jan 24 @ 4:30 pm
“Its a Quarantine Festivus, Charlie Brown” Or “The Year without a Festivus” Hares: Defender of Peedom & Fuk Stik Location: Southside-ish The spirit of Festivus is alive and well, and may be the only thing …
Feb
11
Thu
6:30 pm DS #70 – Hare Needed
DS #70 – Hare Needed
Feb 11 @ 6:30 pm
Who: HARE NEEDED What: DS #70 When: February 11th, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: TBD Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! PRELUBE: Bring your …
Feb
20
Sat
7:01 am Hash #1954q – Sloppy 7th
Hash #1954q – Sloppy 7th
Feb 20 @ 7:01 am – Feb 21 @ 5:00 pm
Hash #1954q – Sloppy 7th Hares: ICP, Scrum, Gaggle, and Anal Eaze Location: TBD Stay tuned for more details.
Feb
27
Sat
7:00 am Hash #1955hq – A Whisker of a Ch...
Hash #1955hq – A Whisker of a Ch...
Feb 27 @ 7:00 am – Feb 28 @ 5:30 pm
Hash #1955q – A Whisker of a Chance Hares: Titty Whiskers and T-Bag Stay tuned for more details and a time slot signup link.
May
1
Sat
10:00 am Knives In May 1 – The Black Clap
Knives In May 1 – The Black Clap
May 1 @ 10:00 am – May 2 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
May
8
Sat
10:00 am Knives In May 2 – Shameless @ Parking Lot near Zone 5 Police Station
Knives In May 2 – Shameless @ Parking Lot near Zone 5 Police Station
May 8 @ 10:00 am – May 9 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
May
15
Sat
10:00 am Knives In May 3 – Tight E and Muff
Knives In May 3 – Tight E and Muff
May 15 @ 10:00 am – May 16 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
May
22
Sat
10:00 am Knives In May 4 – Cuffed and Sph...
Knives In May 4 – Cuffed and Sph...
May 22 @ 10:00 am – May 23 @ 4:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
May
29
Sat
10:00 am Knives In May 5
Knives In May 5
May 29 @ 10:00 am – May 30 @ 4:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
Feb
21
Sun
2:00 pm Sloppy 69th ICP, Scrum, and Gagg... @ Hopefully Earth
Sloppy 69th ICP, Scrum, and Gagg... @ Hopefully Earth
Feb 21 @ 2:00 pm
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