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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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Upcoming Hashes

Jun
28
Tue
6:30 pm DS #84 – Jousting with Jinkies @ Dale's Bar and Grill
DS #84 – Jousting with Jinkies @ Dale's Bar and Grill
Jun 28 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: Jinkies and Jousing with Jesus What: DS #84 When: June 28, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: Dale’s Bar and Grill, 4377 Murray Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217 Why: To run a longer, …
Jun
30
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #258, London and London @ Inner Groove Allentown Taproom
PITT #258, London and London @ Inner Groove Allentown Taproom
Jun 30 @ 6:30 pm
Details from Buckingham Palace cumming soon!
Jul
2
Sat
1:00 pm Hash #2025, Furry Hash!!!!
Hash #2025, Furry Hash!!!!
Jul 2 @ 1:00 pm
FURRY HASH!!!!! Most likely, stops will be contra. More details cumming soon! Hare: Anal Eaze
Jul
10
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2026, TN@ Manvitational
Hash #2026, TN@ Manvitational
Jul 10 @ 2:00 pm
It’s a TN@ takeover! Manvitational details cumming soon!
Jul
14
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #259, Defender
PITT #259, Defender
Jul 14 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon!
Jul
16
Sat
11:00 am TN@ Brunch
TN@ Brunch
Jul 16 @ 11:00 am – 1:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
Jul
17
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2027, T-Bag’s Wet n Wild B...
Hash #2027, T-Bag’s Wet n Wild B...
Jul 17 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: T-Bag and Whiff Frosting and details cumming soon!
Jul
20
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #75: Harriette Needed
TN@ #75: Harriette Needed
Jul 20 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
Jul
23
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #2028, Hot Soxx’s Birthday ...
Hash #2028, Hot Soxx’s Birthday ...
Jul 23 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Hot Soxx and Gooey Decimal
Jul
28
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #260, Lips, Tomorrow, and Cock
PITT #260, Lips, Tomorrow, and Cock
Jul 28 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon!
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