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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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    BASH (Bike Hash)
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    HARE NEEDED!!!
    Iron City H3
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    New Moon DarkSide
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Upcoming Hashes

Jun
2
Fri
5:00 pm Hash #2073, Pittsburgh Analversa... @ Frazier Volunteer Fire Department #2
Hash #2073, Pittsburgh Analversa... @ Frazier Volunteer Fire Department #2
Jun 2 @ 5:00 pm – Jun 4 @ 12:00 pm
Pittsburgh Analversary Weekend 2023! Kitties and Cream!! Register here on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversary-weekend-kitties-and-c-2023 Who doesn’t like a cute little kitty? To pet a nice pussy? To lap up a bit of cream…ice cream of course! To …
Jun
3
Sat
9:30 am TN@ Harriette Huddle @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2
TN@ Harriette Huddle @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2
Jun 3 @ 9:30 am – 10:00 am
This is for all the Harriettes attending the hash weekend! Come join us for Mimosas near the gazebo behind the pavilion.
Jun
10
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #2074, Clap, Gooey, and Hot...
Hash #2074, Clap, Gooey, and Hot...
Jun 10 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Jun
15
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #2xx, MyHogNMe
PITT #2xx, MyHogNMe
Jun 15 @ 6:30 pm
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Jun
17
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #2075, Moon
Hash #2075, Moon
Jun 17 @ 2:00 pm
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Jun
21
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #87: BitchinHeat
TN@ #87: BitchinHeat
Jun 21 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
Jun
24
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #2076, Whiff’s Post-Solstic...
Hash #2076, Whiff’s Post-Solstic...
Jun 24 @ 2:00 pm
Soggy details cumming soon!
Jun
29
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #2xx, Defender of Peedom
PITT #2xx, Defender of Peedom
Jun 29 @ 6:30 pm
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Jul
1
Sat
1:00 pm Hash #2077, Anal Furry Fun!
Hash #2077, Anal Furry Fun!
Jul 1 @ 1:00 pm
The furries are cumming back to the Burgh! Time to go on safari with Anal!
Jul
9
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2078, Spinny
Hash #2078, Spinny
Jul 9 @ 2:00 pm
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