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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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    BASH (Bike Hash)
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    HARE NEEDED!!!
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Upcoming Hashes

Mar
29
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #84: Dirty Gerbil & Rex Erec... @ Ruggers Pub
TN@ #84: Dirty Gerbil & Rex Erec... @ Ruggers Pub
Mar 29 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Come spring with us through the Southside! Join harriettes Rex Erection and Dirty Gerbil for a joyful romp through the Southside while we all welcome spring together! Meet: 6:30, On-out: 7:00 Hash cash $5 PayPal: …
Apr
2
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2064, K-9 and Black Clap @ Hop's Place
Hash #2064, K-9 and Black Clap @ Hop's Place
Apr 2 @ 2:00 pm
Meet at 2:00 at Hop’s Place 3037 Shadeland Ave On out at 2:30. Join The Black Clap and K9 as we celebrate our 10 year hashiversary! Can you believe it?! You should since it is …
Apr
6
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail
PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail
Apr 6 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: Tardy and AC/DC
Apr
9
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2065, WMD
Hash #2065, WMD
Apr 9 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Apr
14
Fri
6:30 pm ICH3 #18 Last minute tax advice ... @ Somewhere Cool
ICH3 #18 Last minute tax advice ... @ Somewhere Cool
Apr 14 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
ICH3 #18 Last minute tax advice with Squirreleo @ Somewhere Cool
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table. Bring Virgins. We never charge hash cash. Attendance is mandatory. Meetup @ 06:30PM On out @ 7PM
Apr
15
Sat
11:00 am DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon @ Clap and Cockle's House
DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 15 @ 11:00 am – 11:45 pm
What: DarkSide Marathon Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at noon. Why: To push ourselves …
2:00 pm Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 15 @ 2:00 pm
In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird. Hares:  DS Mismanagement So, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon.  We had a fun idea…nay, a brilliant idea….NO, a brilliantly stupid …
Apr
20
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #281, Tight-E
PITT #281, Tight-E
Apr 20 @ 6:30 pm
Smokey details cumming soon!
Apr
22
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2:00 pm Hash #2067, AZ’s Last Pickup
Hash #2067, AZ’s Last Pickup
Apr 22 @ 2:00 pm
Cum out and enjoy AZ’s last pickup as hareraiser! Details cumming soon!
Apr
26
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #85: Harriette Needed
TN@ #85: Harriette Needed
Apr 26 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
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