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Due to the spike in Covid cases in Allegheny County, this trail is being postponed. Tentatively scheduled for July 16.

Zano’s H3 is back! Legend has it that there are 2 or 3 good trails left out of Zano’s, however, this shitshow won’t be one of them. Join T-Boner and live-trail-haring-virgin Party Boob for a mess of a trail around Schenley Park that will leave you wanting another three months of quarantine.

Read the new safety rules for trails: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/new-rona-rules/

On-out is Zano’s Pub House @ 3806 Acorn St, Pittsburgh, PA 15207
Meet out front of Zano’s. Bring pre-beer if you want it. We’ll be handing out our fancy new color coded consent bands on the sidewalk outside. You’ll be required to give hash-cash your real phone number when you pay for trail. For the beer stops, the hares will be buying beer and individually wrapped snacks days before trail and storing them sealed. Circle beer will be provided by the new beermeister. It hasn’t been touched in months, and after a topping-off, it will not be touched again for several days before trail, except for icing. If you are concerned at all, just bring your own beer and snacks on trail.