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PITT #268, Purple and Clap 6:30 pm
PITT #268, Purple and Clap @ BrewDog
Nov 3 @ 6:30 pm
Come celebrate Purple’s unbirthday! Trail will be short, relatively shiggy free, and fun for everyone. Who: Purple Princess, Bitch’n Heat, and The Black Clap Where: BrewDog Pittsburgh, 6144 Centre Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206 Why: It’s[...]
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Hash #2043, Sex Pak’s Bday Hash 2:00 pm
Hash #2043, Sex Pak’s Bday Hash @ North Park Grant Shelter
Nov 5 @ 2:00 pm
North Park. Grant pavilion. 2 pm, November 5th, 2022. Shiggy, ticks, beer. More to follow.
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ICH3#13 Cock in a Net & Putin on the Dicks 6:30 pm
ICH3#13 Cock in a Net & Putin on the Dicks @ Verdetto's Bar & Restaurant
Nov 11 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
ICH3#13 Cock in a Net & Putin on the Dicks @ Verdetto's Bar & Restaurant | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
Cum on out, get your booze on, and paint the town red with ICH3.   Cock in a Net & Putin on the Dicks have a shitty trail planned for you in beautiful Deutschtown. On[...]
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Hash #2044, Onesie Hash 2:00 pm
Hash #2044, Onesie Hash @ Scarpaci's
Nov 12 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Fantastic Foreskin and Heart On Meet at Scarpaci’s at 2:00 HST. On out at 2:30 HST. No hash cash. Bring cash on trail for a contra stop. Onesie clad hashers will be eligible for[...]
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PITT #269, Kama Sutra Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #269, Kama Sutra Trail @ Two Frays Brewing
Nov 17 @ 6:30 pm
Join Kink Liaison, Just Cheyanne, Maybe Party Shitty, and Porn Again as we explore Garfield and our bodies. Prepare to get in some intimate situations with your (CONSENTING) fellow hashers.
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Hash #2045, Snatch Rabbit, OCD, and Justina Little 1:00 pm
Hash #2045, Snatch Rabbit, OCD, and Justina Little @ Snatch Rabbit's Place
Nov 20 @ 1:00 pm
If you feel like you haven’t been taking enough risks to your life lately, this is your time. Come explore the dark corners of Duquesne! On-out and circle will be at my (Snatch Rabbit) house,[...]
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PITT #270, Sand Turkey 6:30 pm
PITT #270, Sand Turkey @ Bootleggers
Nov 23 @ 6:30 pm
Welcome to the 2022 Sand Turkey Hash! Never heard of Sand Turkey? Come on out and we promise you won’t forget! (though you may want to) MyHogNMe, supervised by Deadwood, Just Doug, and maybe one[...]
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Hash #2046, Pick-Up Hash: Black Friday Style 6:30 pm
Hash #2046, Pick-Up Hash: Black Friday Style @ Federal Galley
Nov 25 @ 6:30 pm
Pick-up trail on Black Friday! Cum saunter about and drink some beer after fighting shoppers and spending way too much money! We’ll all search for contra beers together. Who knows where we’ll end up? You[...]
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PITT #271, Shriveled in London and Click It @ Pins Mechanical Co.
Dec 1 @ 6:30 pm

Does anyone know what it means to “Get Pickled”? You’ll find out! It is an old Pittsburgh Hash tradition I learned from Titty Kitty in San Diego. Post your guesses. Pins Mechanical allows dogs inside. The rest of trail is dog friendly. You will need a light. There will be shiggy. Please try to look like a pickle.

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Hash #2047, Assotope’s Guide to Da Burgh @ Sly Fox Pgh Taphouse
Dec 4 @ 2:00 pm
Join us for another walking tour of Pittsburgh where Assotope will teach you a bunch of definitely true facts about the Burgh. There will be turkey eagle splits for anyone that literally needs to run away from Assotope talking into a bullhorn. The eagles will be longer scenic routes laid by Projectile Dog Shit.
P.S.
I know what you are thinking: “These guys teamed up again? With no supervisor?!” Well don’t worry, no one is chasing us this time so trail will be straight forward.
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Hash #2048, FESTIVUS!!!!!!!! @ PA's Palace
Dec 10 @ 12:00 pm

A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!

This will be an A-B trail and your generous hares have a few options for you.
1. You can just park at The Black Claps (3952 McClure Avenue) house and then lament your poor decision making later in the evening when you have to retrieve your car.
2. You can get to my house early and then walk or spin (theres usually a bunch at the gas station near my house). It’s about two miles and pretty easy.
3. You can ride in the back of the glorious uhual that I will have like a real hasher.
3. Hares and Sultan Of Snacks aka Pizza Pete aka Pete will provide plenty of beer but if you want to party in to the wee hours like you should do then an extra stash of beer might be good.
4. Potluck dinner. The more cabbage based dishes the better. NO SUGAR COOKIES.
5. I have limited crash space and can always make more room somewhere if someone needs it.
6. Last and not least I fucking hate you and don’t come to this.
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PITT #272, Redeeming the White Elephant @ No Names Pub
Dec 15 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: Wheelbarrow and AZ
Where: No Names Pub 4717 Butler St.
Cum out to No Names Pub on Butler Street (used to be North Park Lounge) to celebrate the holidays with drunk hares and shitty presents!
We’ll have a White Elephant gift exchange in circle. If you want to participate, bring a wrapped gift that’s under $10 to exchange. No biological gifts. (Defender, that includes any part of a deer.)
We’ll also let you stash your coat in the present-mobile, so you can keep your tushy warm during circle.
Part of trail is not doggo-friendly, so maybe leave Fido at home for this one.
On-after will be at No Names. The kitchen is open until 11:00pm.
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ICH3 #14 Lipps @ Mitchell’s @ Mitchell’s
Dec 16 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.

Expect to be disappointed.

Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins.

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

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Hash #2049, Christmas Carol Hash @ The Warehouse Pub and Grill
Dec 18 @ 2:00 pm

Hares: ABS and London Britches and Cock in a Net

Sally Sitsalot: “Look, honey, there’s carolers outside!!!”
Harry Armondpits: “…see, I told you our decorations would bring cheer!”
Sally: “Oh, how festive. How wonderful… even if it’s off key and out of sync. Bless their hearts.”
Harry: “ummm…babe….did they just sing ‘buttplug’?!?”

It’s that time of year!!! Here we go a-caroling!!!

So, deck the halls and hang your mistletoe,
It’s time to share the magic of the holidays through Pittsburgh, even though there’s no snow!

Enough reindeer games, let’s get to the logistics:
Dress as Santa, the Grinch, or anything festive,
C’mon be fun—don’t be a dipstick.

Whether you’re on the nice or naughty list
One things for sure:
If you don’t join, Yule be sorry you missed this!

You’ll be provided a caroling collection (songbook) at the beginning of trail.

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Hash #2050, Lips of Steel and Roadie Ho @ Jack's
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am

Christmas trail! 10am start. No hash cash necessary, but the bar is cash only. If you’ve been extra naughty this year, you might just find some IC Light on trail. If you’ve been extra nice, you don’t get shit.

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PITT #273, Good Riddance 2022 @ Dive Bar
Dec 29 @ 6:30 pm

Come up and say good riddance to 2022 and toast to 2023!
Do you feel 2022 was a great year? Then cum out and celebrate with beer!Do you feel 2022 was a dumpster fire? Then cum out and drown those bad memories with beer!Did Santa not bring you what you wanted? Then cum out and curse that fat bastard over a beer!Too much family time over the holiday driving you crazy? Then escape and drink beer!
Really, we don’t care about your damn feelings, just cum out and drink beer with Lips and IFT!Trail will start at Dive Bar on Braddock Ave. Trail will be Fido Friendly but don’t bring them into the on-out. The shiggy level will be .69 and with the warmer temperatures it will likely be a little muddy.
This shitty year, expect a shitty trail and you won’t be disappointed!

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Hash #2051, NYE Trail and Party @ K9-69's Casa
Dec 31 @ 6:30 pm
Schedule:
Trail: gather @ 6:30 PM / on out @ 7:00 PM.
Party: 9:00 PMish (directly after trail).
*click HashRego link for full details*
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Hash #2052, Sherpes and Norton @ Goodfellas
Jan 8 @ 1:00 pm

Sherpes & Norton Trail
Sunday January 8, 1 PM, 1:30 PM chalk talk
Goodfellas at 1915 McCague St, Pittsburgh, PA 15218
bring cash

Expect flat pavement, zero shiggy, baby stroller friendly trail, lounge chairs and benches every quarter mile, no ropes, no steep slopes, no jaggers, no poisonous toxic waste, no sharp object debris and no industrial dumping, no construction machinery, no feral shopping carts, no trail treasure, no graffiti, no bridges, no tunnels, no culverts, and no classic hashable terrain trademarks.

Looking for a theme or slogan, while scouting at one point we were faced with an obstacle. “Lets go around, it’s easier”, Norton said. Sherpes replied: “No, lets go straight. It’s harder, yeah, but it’s more fun”. At which point, Norton said: “you are like Kennedy”. Sherpes did not understand. So Norton told the tale of 60 years ago of a US President telling the world that folks were going to the Moon not because it’s easy, but because it’s hard.

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