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Dark Side’s 3rd Annual Taco Mile (Location has changed since original posting) 7:00 pm
Dark Side’s 3rd Annual Taco Mile (Location has changed since original posting) @ Lake Elizabeth
Dec 1 @ 7:00 pm – 9:00 pm
Dark Side will be hosting its 3rd annual taco mile. For those wonder what a taco mile is… It is a beer mile, but with tacos. But unlike the beer mile each participant must eat[...]
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Hash #2099 FESTIVUS!!! W/ Porn Again, K9, The Black Clap 12:00 pm
Hash #2099 FESTIVUS!!! W/ Porn Again, K9, The Black Clap @ K9’s house
Dec 2 @ 12:00 pm
K9’s house 3405 Gass Ave. Pittsburgh, PA 15212 This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again, K9, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now[...]
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TN@ Annual Pap 7:00 pm
TN@ Annual Pap @ The Abbey on Butler Street
Dec 8 @ 7:00 pm – 10:30 pm
Join Schoolhouse Cock, Bitchin Heat, Dirty Gerbil, and Pack my Fanny for a PJ bar crawl through all the hipster spots in Lawrenceville. Join us in your most comfortable flannels, onesies, or moomoos. If weather[...]
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DS #102 – Krampus: Return to Hell 6:30 pm
DS #102 – Krampus: Return to Hell @ Carmody's Grill
Dec 12 @ 6:30 pm
Who: TBC What: DarkSide #102, Krampus: Return to Hell Where: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15225 Why: To hash harder and longer, in the dark and enjoy the shit out of it! Come[...]
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PITT #303, Scrum & Assatope (Gift Exchange Hash) 6:30 pm
PITT #303, Scrum & Assatope (Gift Exchange Hash)
Dec 14 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Scrum, Assotope, Leaver Behind When: December 14th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: Aslin Brewing Trail shoes: Pavement pounding Shiggy: 0.69 Bug spray: Not unless you just like the smell. Doggo friendly: Probably not.[...]
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ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City” 6:30 pm
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City” @ Mitchell's
Dec 15 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare "X-mas in the City" @ Mitchell's | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City” Are you feeling bored and blue this Christmas? Do you wish you could escape the family drama and the endless shopping? Do you have[...]
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Hash #2101, Cottage Cheese and Abandon Shit 2:00 pm
Hash #2101, Cottage Cheese and Abandon Shit @ Dale’s Bar
Dec 17 @ 2:00 pm
Who is Santaur you ask? Wrong question. WHAT is Santaur? And WHY are you a non-believer? Santaur is a totally super serial ?h?a?l?f? ?m?a?n? ?h?a?l?f? ?b?e?a?r? ?h?a?l?f? ?p?i?g? half Santa half Centaur being who hails[...]
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Hash #2102, Spermit 2:00 pm
Hash #2102, Spermit @ Keystone oaks high school
Dec 23 @ 2:00 pm
Deck the world with germs of covid, Cough and sneeze, la, la, la, la, la. Tis the season to be infected, Cough and sneeze, la, la, la, la, la. Fill your Hash cup with the[...]
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Christmas Day trail w/ KF Weasel 10:00 am
Christmas Day trail w/ KF Weasel @ Jack’s Bar Southside
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am
Come thee Xmas morning (10 am) to Jack’s bar in the Southside! and don thy Xmas apparel! Xmas sweaters, xmas onesies, whatever. Trail will be legit and very J/fish hooky. (If you don’t know what[...]
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PITT #304, Porn Again Christian, Muffwarmer & Just Sarah 6:30 pm
PITT #304, Porn Again Christian, Muffwarmer & Just Sarah @ Riggs
Dec 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Porn Again Christian & Just Sarah When: December 28th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: Riggs Trail shoes: loose lips sink ships Shiggy: why ruin the fun Bug spray: is this an interrogation? Doggo[...]
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Hash #2103, NYE Trail/yearly dues 7:00 pm
Hash #2103, NYE Trail/yearly dues @ Ormsby Ave Cafe
Dec 31 @ 7:00 pm
Let’s ring in the new year with….fireworks? Yes!! NEW YEAR, NEW YOU, RIGHT? – We’ll frolic an play through the south hills. – The catch: DRESS AS NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION (e.g. save money, lose weight,[...]

Dec
28
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PITT #304, Porn Again Christian, Muffwarmer & Just Sarah @ Riggs
Dec 28 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Porn Again Christian & Just Sarah
When: December 28th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Riggs
Trail shoes: loose lips sink ships
Shiggy: why ruin the fun
Bug spray: is this an interrogation?
Doggo friendly: I ain’t no snitch
Parking: bring your own
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Come join us has Just Sarah lays her virgin trail through virgin terrain. We promise you a pretty fine view of the city with a few staircases sprinkled throughout. Bring a potential name for her as well!
Dec
31
Sun
Hash #2103, NYE Trail/yearly dues @ Ormsby Ave Cafe
Dec 31 @ 7:00 pm

Let’s ring in the new year with….fireworks? Yes!!

NEW YEAR, NEW YOU, RIGHT?
– We’ll frolic an play through the south hills.
– The catch: DRESS AS NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION (e.g. save money, lose weight, get in shape, read more, get more sleep, etc.)

Trail will be < 3 mile (duration 1.5 hours).

Trail costs and circle beer provided

ON-AFTER: is start bar.
—Cash bar and POT LUCK.
—-Music and fun to follow!!
—Costume contest!!

Expect the view: fireworks visible from start/end bar at midnight

Crash space available if needed in basement of start/end bar if needed (limited).

hare: Moon

NYE Apres Pot Luck Sign Up:

https://www.perfectpotluck.com/HPDN1408

Let’s ring in the new year together with a bang….. fireworks at midnight to follow trail (viewable from rooftop or apres bar)

—Dress up as a New Years Resolution (costume contest)

— Trail and circle beer provided

—-Cash bar and POTLUCK (link below) at apres

SCHEDULE:

– meet at 7:00
– chalk talk at 7:30
– back by 9:30
– Change into fancy dress at the bar (Ormsby Ave Cafe, 402 Ormsby Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15210)

https://hashrego.com/events/pghh3-new-years-yearly-dues

 

Jan
7
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Hash #2104, Sherpes beerthday trail w/ Mortar & Asshole @ Two Frays Brewery
Jan 7 @ 2:00 pm

Details cumming soon!

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Dark Side H3 # 103: Hoppy vs El Cock @ Evergreen Cafe
Jan 9 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Hares: Hoppy Hard Wood & El Cock

Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 103
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Evergreen Cafe, 7330 Penn Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15208, USA
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!

Jan
11
Thu
PITT #305, Dawny Irish & ICP
Jan 11 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Dawny Irish & ICP
When: January 11th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Lolev
Trail shoes: Not needed, couldn’t hurt but Dawny scouted trail without them just fine.
Shiggy: 5/10
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt to dab some on.
Doggo friendly: Yeah but Lolev isn’t.
Parking: Street parking as far as the eye can see.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Ring in the New Year at the hash no one wanted to hare. Join ICP and Dawny Irish on the 1st trail of the year – 2 hares – 3 drop out hares (if they show up) and 4 …maybe 5 hills.
Should be warm enough, minimal shiggy, “a dog could do it” – ICP
There will be a food truck at Lolev but in case they are closed Dive bar is right down the road for your hangry needs.
Jan
14
Sun
Hash #2105, Schoolhouse Cock, Corporal CopBlocked, Cock Smitten @ Mineo’s Pizza House
Jan 14 @ 2:00 pm

OThis trail will be appropriate for the weather!

Bring money for contra stops because we don’t want to make you stand outside when it is cold. Circle will be INSIDE with pizza on the hares.

We’ll probably do a Turkey/Eagle split or two for hounds who want to r*n or get soggy in shiggy.

Start out of Mineo’s pizza in Squirrel Hill. Mineo’s is a *CASH ONLY* bar.

Jan
19
Fri
ICH3#27 IFT’s birthday trail @ Inner Groove Brewing
Jan 19 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm

ICH3#27 IFT’s birthday trail

IFT has a marvelous evening complete with beer, dive bars, and typical hash shenanigans for all attendees. This will be her birthday hash so bring Gifs, a fleshlight, money for contras, a good attitude, and maybe a light jacket. (It’s January after all)

More details to cum

Bring Virgins

We never charge hash cash

Attendance is mandatory

Meetup @ 06:30PM

On out @ 7PM

Jan
21
Sun
Hash #2106, Cock in a Net & Putin on the Dicks @ Zano’s
Jan 21 @ 2:00 pm

Who: Cock in a Net and Putin on the Dicks

What: A Cock and Dick Hash

When: 1/21 2PM

Where: Zanos 3806 Acorn Street, Pgh, 15207

Why: I was talking to Putin about where to have a hash. Jokingly I mentioned Zanos thinking it has been overdone but Putin has never done a hash out of Zanos! How is that possible? I knew this had to be resolved immediately so a shitty hash will be out of Zanos!

How: No idea. This on out bar has been over done but we will find one more trail out of here!

Beers before on you. CASH ONLY!

Jan
25
Thu
PITT #306, Shameless Cussy
Jan 25 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Shameless Cussy, Myhoganme & Zoogoo
When: January 25th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: J Goughs Tavern, 4213 Murray Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Trail shoes:
Shiggy:
Bug spray:
Doggo friendly:
Parking:
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
A write up is coming, but get your glitter, sequins and rhinestones ready.

Jan
28
Sun
Hash #2107, Moon!!!
Jan 28 @ 2:00 am

ATTENTION!! Note change of location. Bring cash and ID.

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