Bash

When:
June 7, 2016 @ 6:30 pm – 11:30 pm
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Where:
OTB
2518 E Carson St
Pittsburgh, PA 15203
USA

My Little Pony Pittsburgh Bike Hash Tomorrow! (I made an event but it’s not public so to get an accurate count, please vote below if you’re cumming.. thanks! If you already said yes to the private events, you don’t need to re-vote and you dont need to vote on the post on the bash page if you voted here. thanks!)
WHO: Bimbos and wankers wanting to have a great time! Living souls of 21 years or older. Hashers from strange places! Cum one cum all! Hared by Well Drilled.
WHAT: Bike Hash AKA Bash. Mountain bike and hybrid friendly. If you can ride smoothed out trails, you can cum on this hash (carrying your bike in a few places like over train tracks required). Mountain bike and smooth tire trails will split. If you have a traditional road bike and cannot ride even smoothed out trails (not rocks and trees, graded smooth gravel type of trails), this is not a good bash for you.
Trail is A to A. Hares never lie!
WHEN: tomorrow! Tuesday, June 7th. Meet @ 6:30pm, prompt on-out @ 7pm (NOT HST) and forecast looks great! 🙂
WHERE: Over the Bar Bicycle Cafe 2518 E Carson St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203.
WHY: Because we’re a drinking club with a bashing problem! We dig shiggy, pushing our bikes up pittsburgh hills and over logs, and we can’t help being lewd, crude and socially unacceptable! While we know that growing old is unavoidable, we also know that growing up is completely optional!
WHAT TO BRING: a FLESHLIGHT, a helmet, a bike lock and a virgin. Also bring your ID! Carry your own water.
PRIZES: Whoever has the best unicorn bicycle or bicycle outfit related to my little pony will receive a fabulous prize! Bright colors encouraged!

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