215 Allegheny Ave
Oakmont, PA 15139
USA
WHO: Bimbos and wankers wanting to have a great time!
HARES: Lips of Steel, Well Drilled, 7 Layer Dip, and IHOP!
WHEN: June 26, 2016 @ 2PM
WHERE: Carnivores, 215 Allegheny Ave, Oakmont, PA 15139
WHAT: Cum one cum all to our Lips of Steel’s 31st BEERTHDAY TOGA Hash #1730
Cum join us for a flat shiggy free r*n/walk through the hoity toity town of Oakmont! Why? Because we say so! Please wear your best Greek attire so we can crash the Greek Festival in true hash style! Poison ivy is not the right kind of ivy for cranium wear. Trail Is appox 5 miles, A-B, and shiggy free….. Trail is live and will lead through carnivorous muggles scarfing gyros en masse to discourage racist behavior. Trail is dog friendly. Apres pizza and beer. Opa!
WHAT TO BRING: $5 hash cash, dry bag, yourself dressed in a Toga or as Pegasus or a Nymph or just a hasher.
WHY: Because we’re a drinking club with a running problem! We dig shiggy and we can’t help being lewd, crude and socially unacceptable! Because it’s a BEERTHDAY and a GREEK FESTIVAL so also a TOGA PARTY! TOGA, TOGA!
Hares NEVER lie