HASH #1780 / The Moist Solstice Prelube – Whiff & T-Bag

June 17, 2017 @ 3:30 pm
Helicon brewery
102 Union Ave
Oakdale, PA 15071

Who: Whiff (412-979-3314) and T-Bag (412-722-8470)

Where: Helicon brewery 102 Union Ave, Oakdale, PA 15071, USA

When: Saturday, 6/17, at 3:30PM


3:30pm [on-out: 4:00pm SHARP]
On-on and apres – Helicon Brewing, 102 Union Ave, Oakdale, PA 15071
Hash cash: $5.00

Kick off the Summer Of Shiggy in grand style with this epic spooge-a-rama. Don’t know what shiggy is? Come on out Saturday the 17th and be schooled. We’ve thrown it all in – including the kitchen sink! This hash is brought to you courtesy of the haring marriage made in hell, Whiff and T-Bag, who were whining while scouting, so you know it’s going to be awesome. Tall socks or shiggy pants recommended, as well as a dry bag and shoes. And remember: If you get lost in the underbrush and you’re in your underwear, don’t start thinking of other words that begin with “under,” because that’s the first sign of jungle madness.

Moisture rating – Wet n’ Nasty
P.I. level – One-way Ticket to Tecnu-Town
Bramble quotient – Tasty Muff Approved

Some sections of trail are pup-friendly. Other parts will get you a call from the ASPCA. No dogs allowed in Helicon Brewing. (If you bring Fido, they stay outside-o.)