Pre-trail drinks are on you! $5 Hash cash will get you trail beers, snacks, and the most awesome apres food and beer north of dahntahn.
Trail is A-A in scenic virgin suburbia Warrendale, which means narrow roads surrounded by fast traffic, so watch your buns. Be prepared for wet and muddy shiggy, so you might end up with a muddy Moon. This is not a mooning buns trail, nor a full Moon / Buns trail, but a Moon and Buns trail. This is Buns version of a Moon trail, with all the best parts of both hares. Get it? Got it? Good. Stark and end at Ho1kB, the apres a short distance south where your efforts will be rewarded at the Clouse House.
Leave Fido at home. We’ve got one pussy at our house who does not like dogs, except for Nessa.
Bring a dry bag and a healthy appetite. Buns loves to cook for a crowd. Will it be good? Have you seen Mr. Buns lately?
Apres is at Clouse House 325 Cloverdale drive, 1 mile south off rt 19 from Ho1kB. Please park on only one side of the street. Not both sides! Neighbors get ticked if they can’t get their SUVs and monster trucks out of their ‘Burb.
Questions and answers? Call Buns 724.766.5505
Want to get lost on trail? Call Moon! [number unlisted]