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Hash #1964hq – Nuts in May 1

Posted by Pittsburgh HareRaiser On February 4, 2021
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When:
May 2, 2021 @ 7:00 am – May 3, 2021 @ 8:00 pm
2021-05-02T07:00:00-04:00
2021-05-03T20:00:00-04:00
Numbered Hashes

More details to follow.

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Hash #1956q – Marching Forwards
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12
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6:30 pm DS #71 – Hare Needed
DS #71 – Hare Needed
Mar 12 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hare Needed What: DS #71 When: March 12th, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: TBD Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! PRELUBE: Bring your …
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13
Sat
7:00 am Hash #1957q – Hare Needed
Hash #1957q – Hare Needed
Mar 13 @ 7:00 am – Mar 14 @ 6:00 pm
Hare needed…it could be you!
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20
Sat
7:00 am Hash #1958q – Spring (and Moon) ...
Hash #1958q – Spring (and Moon) ...
Mar 20 @ 7:00 am – Mar 21 @ 6:00 pm
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27
Sat
7:00 am Hash #1959q – Hare Needed
Hash #1959q – Hare Needed
Mar 27 @ 7:00 am – Mar 28 @ 8:00 pm
Hare needed…it could be you!
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3
Sat
5:20 am Hash #1960q – Hare Needed
Hash #1960q – Hare Needed
Apr 3 @ 5:20 am – Apr 4 @ 7:30 pm
Hare needed…it could be you!
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10
Sat
5:21 am Hash #1961q – Flours, Not Showers
Hash #1961q – Flours, Not Showers
Apr 10 @ 5:21 am – Apr 11 @ 7:30 pm
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Apr
12
Mon
6:30 pm DS #72 – Hare Needed
DS #72 – Hare Needed
Apr 12 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hare Needed What: DS #72 When: April 12th, 2021 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! PRELUBE: Bring your own …
Apr
17
Sat
10:00 am Hash #1962q – Knives In May 1 – ...
Hash #1962q – Knives In May 1 – ...
Apr 17 @ 10:00 am – Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
Apr
24
Sat
10:00 am Hash #1963q – Knives In May 2 – ... @ Parking Lot near Zone 5 Police Station
Hash #1963q – Knives In May 2 – ... @ Parking Lot near Zone 5 Police Station
Apr 24 @ 10:00 am – Apr 25 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition! It all started with the coronavirus.  Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times!  …
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