Hash #1997, London Britches

December 19, 2021 @ 2:00 pm
Ruggers Pub
40 S 22nd St
Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Once upon a time, in a land far up north,
a wee virgin elf was taken on a festive course.
Through the streets the elves r*n, singing songs and making merry,
and when Santa said “down down”, she popped her hash cherry.
Much time has passed since that Yuletide Eve, and that elf is santa-mental, but she knows just what to do —
With the aid of her helpers, she’ll bring the carols to you!
So deck the halls and hang your mistletoe —
it’s time to share the magic of Christmas throughout Pittsburgh, even if there’s no snow!
Enough reindeer games let’s get to logistics:
Dress as Santa, the Grinch, or anything festive,
c’mon, have fun — don’t be a dipstick.
Whether you’re on the naughty or nice list,
one thing can be sure:
If you don’t join, yule be sorry you missed this!