Once upon a time, in a land far up north,
a wee virgin elf was taken on a festive course.
Through the streets the elves r*n, singing songs and making merry,
and when Santa said “down down”, she popped her hash cherry.
Much time has passed since that Yuletide Eve, and that elf is santa-mental, but she knows just what to do —
With the aid of her helpers, she’ll bring the carols to you!
With the aid of her helpers, she’ll bring the carols to you!
So deck the halls and hang your mistletoe —
it’s time to share the magic of Christmas throughout Pittsburgh, even if there’s no snow!
it’s time to share the magic of Christmas throughout Pittsburgh, even if there’s no snow!
Enough reindeer games let’s get to logistics:
Dress as Santa, the Grinch, or anything festive,
c’mon, have fun — don’t be a dipstick.
Dress as Santa, the Grinch, or anything festive,
c’mon, have fun — don’t be a dipstick.
Whether you’re on the naughty or nice list,
one thing can be sure:
If you don’t join, yule be sorry you missed this!
one thing can be sure:
If you don’t join, yule be sorry you missed this!