Hash #2007, Whiff’s Three Decades of Decadence

February 27, 2022 @ 1:00 pm
1013 Lebanon Rd
West Mifflin, PA 15122

Whiff’s 30th Hashiversary Full-Throttle Shigathon

Sunday, February 27 1:00pm
Hare: Whiff (Duh!) 412-979-3314
On-out and -in: Mulligan’s Sports Bar & Grill, Hot Metal Plaza, 1013 Lebanon Rd, West Mifflin, PA 15122

February 22, 1992, a date that will live in infamy, Whiff is invited to his first hash and the world has never been the same since.

Some in the hash claim I’m an institution while most agree I should be institutionalized. Well, three decades of this tomfoolery will do that to a person. Over the years, the Pittsburgh hash has helped me through a divorce, introduced me to my current, and final, missus (hi, Dutchess!), ran me afoul of the law more than once, and garnered me a bevy of dear friends.

So to celebrate my big three-oh hashiversary, I’d like to repay the favor. Though, as you know, payback can be a bitch and I’ve no doubt there’ll be some bitchin’ on this one. If trail stays anything like when it was scouted, you can expect some sloptastic shiggy. Trail is very dog-friendly*, but Mulligan’s is not. Pre-and post-beer is on you but your hare has you covered on trail.

*Koko gave it four paws up after scouting.