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Hash #2058, Sloppy 9th

Posted by PITT HareRaiser On November 25, 2022
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When:
February 19, 2023 @ 2:00 pm
2023-02-19T14:00:00-05:00
2023-02-19T14:15:00-05:00
Numbered Hashes

Hares: Scrum, Gaggle, ICP, and AZ

Upcoming Hashes

Jan
29
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2055, Click It’s One-Year ... @ Riley's Pour House
Hash #2055, Click It’s One-Year ... @ Riley's Pour House
Jan 29 @ 2:00 pm
More details cumming, but trail will be A to B, starting out of Riley’s Pour House. Cum celebrate our first year of Click It!
Feb
1
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #82: PMS and Vinny @ Dive Bar
TN@ #82: PMS and Vinny @ Dive Bar
Feb 1 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Galentine’s trail! Celebrate your gal pals during the month of February by bringing a few valentines for your fellow harriettes. Also, bring a flashlight or headlamp. Dogs are ok on trail, but not at Dive. …
Feb
5
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2056, Fanny
Hash #2056, Fanny
Feb 5 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Feb
9
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #276, Plea Barkin
PITT #276, Plea Barkin
Feb 9 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon!
Feb
12
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2057, Superb Owl Sunday
Hash #2057, Superb Owl Sunday
Feb 12 @ 2:00 pm
Anti-sportsball details cumming soon! Hares: Gu and PDS
Feb
19
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2058, Sloppy 9th
Hash #2058, Sloppy 9th
Feb 19 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Scrum, Gaggle, ICP, and AZ
Feb
23
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #277, El Cock and Cumcatenate
PITT #277, El Cock and Cumcatenate
Feb 23 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon!
Feb
26
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2059, Titty Whiskers
Hash #2059, Titty Whiskers
Feb 26 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Feb
28
Tue
6:30 pm TN@ #83: Harriette Needed
TN@ #83: Harriette Needed
Feb 28 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
Mar
1
Wed
6:30 pm St. David’s Day Hash
St. David’s Day Hash
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm
Whiff is reviving St. David’s Day hash! Details cumming soon!
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