Hash #2078, Adventure Time with (Tasty) Spinning Seamen in Heat

When: Sunday July 9th 1 PM meet, 1:30 PM On-Out (REPEAT: ONE PM!!!!!!!!)

Where: New Crescent Brewing, 229 Main St, Irwin, PA 15642

Who: Spinning Midget, ABS, BitchinHeat with hare helper Tasty Muff

Why: Cum join some mostly sane (?) hares in an adventure around the Irwin area. Expect MOIST VIRGIN TRAIL, cold brews, and pizza at the on after. Craft brews at the brewery are on you.

Recommend a dry bag, trail shoes, a change of shoes, bug spray, and sun screen.

1 PM!!!!!!!

If it’s hot, hydrate ya bastards! We’re not driving your drunk asses home.

And if you’re planning to FRB, bring a vessel. Or don’t. It won’t bother us one bit either way.

Doggos welcum on trail but not in the brewery

1 PM!!!!!!!!!!!

Questions, concerns? Contact BiH 908-380-2629

Need to know how to poke a bear, run away, and survive? Contact Spinny

1 PM!!!!!!!!!!