Hash #2096, Whiff’s 69!!!

Wanna see what a 69-year-old cruster can conjure? I carried two phones with me while scouting – my own and Dutchess’s. Mine logged 7.7 miles, hers 6.1. If you average them, you get 6.9 miles and I like that symmetry. Your mileage may vary.
Start is BYOB and I’m going early 90s old-school – providing one beer stop and circle beer at the end. You may want to consider bringing a roadie or two as well, in case you start jonesing mid-trail.
Trail is eminently dog-friendly (Koko is sleeping soundly as I type).
Apres will be at the Bronze Hood: 5920 Steubenville Pike, McKees Rocks, PA 15136
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