Pittsburgh, PA 15214
USA
Who: Major Pecker, Narco Polo, and Cream of Mushroom
What: Nuts in May – Hash #1776 – Hashilton
Where: 3355 Delaware Street, Pittsburgh PA 15214 (around back)
When: Monday, May 15th, 6:30PM
Why: USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Cost: $5 for non members, or just kick that $5 towards your $15 membership, you bum
Seventeen… Se-se-seventeen… Seventeen seventy six. How does a rag tag, volunteer kennel in need of a shower, somehow lay a trail in chalk and flour? How do we emerge with beer from the quagmire, leave the shiggy field raising cups of PBR higher? Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon, a tradition you know and love that’s not afraid to step in, it’s constantly confusing confounding the new boot hashmen everyone give it up for everyone’s favorite Pittsburgh tradition!
Nuts in May!
It’s takin this kennel by the reins, making shiggy socks redder with blood stains
Nuts in May!
And it’s never gonna stop til it makes ’em drop and scratches them up and scrambles up their brains
Nuts in May!
Watch it engagin’ ’em, evadin’ ’em, enragin’ ’em its
NUTS IN MAY!
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Come join Major Pecker, Narco Polo, and Cream of Mushroom on the third trail in the Nuts in May series. Since it’s trail #1776, bring your patriotic, colonial fighting spirit as we bushwack through some thicc shiggy on a fine May evening. We’ll provide food and beer for trail and apres, but bring a few brewskies for yourself for the on-out. The on-out and apres are semi-dog friendly, you’ll need to keep fido leashed and out of the house. I make no promises about trail, so bring your pooch at your own (and his/her) risk.