Pgh Trail #2039, Purple’s Big 5-0!!!

When:
October 8, 2022 @ 2:00 pm
2022-10-08T14:00:00-04:00
2022-10-08T14:15:00-04:00
Where:
MIndful Brewing
3759 Library Rd
Pittsburgh, PA 15234
USA

Decisions, decisions…if there’s one thing a Libra hates, it’s making a decision. I was scheduled to enter this world on 10/24, but couldn’t decide yes or no, eventually saying eff it, and started the labor two weeks ahead of schedule. Then noped out of that. Then figured, why not? Then changed my mind. 18 hours of this my poor mother went through until finally she had enough and at 6:32 AM on 10/10/1972, weighing in at 9lbs 6oz, I made my grand entrance. On 10/6 a few years earlier, Schoolhouse Cock made her entrance, weighing in at less than that, but I know better than to ask a lady her weight. Cock Smitten was wise enough to be born a Sagittarius, but has left the decision making to us.

To commemorate my big day, come on out to Mindful Brewing and help celebrate my 50th year around the sun. Wear something purple, dress like a 50 year old, or if you’re really daring, the fashion of 1972.

Meet at Mindful Brewing anytime you like, but chalk talk starts at 2:30, and trail will maybe go on until 6:32. Why? See above. Cash and I.D. on trail. Shiggy socks highly recommended. Healthy mix of road and off road. Fido friendly, save for one stop.

Tl;Dr…A birthday trail by 3 hares, one of which is known for laying trails so bad they’re good.

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