2526 E Carson St
Pittsburgh, PA 15203
USA
O cum all ye beerful to PITT-H3’s annual White Elephant “Gift” Exchange Trail! Cumcatenator, Schoolhouse Cock, and Wheelbarrow Willie will lead Little Drunkard Boys and Girls though a winter wonderland guaranteed to turn Three Wise Men into Three Stumbling Doofuses by the time we’re done.
If you’d like to participate in the gift exchange, bring a shitty gift (<$10, no deer parts, or really any rotting body parts, keep your necrophilia fetish to yourself) with you and we’ll put them in a coat car for folks to unwrap at circle. And regardless of whether you’ve been Naughty or Nice this year, your hares will have something for each of you.
And for the uninitiated, a coat car means entrust your outer garments to the hares (what could possibly go wrong?) and we’ll have them waiting for you at circle so you don’t have to freeze your arses off while we bumble through even more traditions than usual.
Hash leaves out of Excuses Bar & Grill on Carson Street. Free parking a few blocks away on Sarah Street East of 29th. White elephant gift and coat car leaves promptly at 7.