PITT #250, Just Carla hares a fucking trail

Here it is folks, the trail no one’s been waiting for! Just Carla, Jinkies, Jousting for Jesus, and JMyHogNMe want to take you on a wild ride over, under, around, inside, and deep inside the far-eastern edges of the city, a seldom-explored treasure just waiting to be discovered. Unfortunately, most of the scouting sessions consisted of Just Carla promising that she would make out with us if we would make out with each other first, and I feel like us guys are REALLY close to getting lucky considering all the work we’ve put in. Or, put out. So, as you can imagine, we were pretty distracted and didn’t really plan anything at all, but hey, we promise to have fun if you do. Trail may or may not contain: llamas, monkeys, coyotes, mud, pack-angering shenanigans, dull alleyways, exciting plunges down steep spillways into not-entirely-raw sewage, slowly crushing garbage disposals, police, beer, shots, sports, and ticksjaggerspoisonivy.

Oh, and did I mention the song contest? The four finalists to become the Official[TM] Pitt Hash Closing Song will be sung out loud for all to hear at circle, and yinz jagoffs can choose the one you hate least. Look for the lyrics in the comments so you can practice and sing along.