Hey there, my running buds! Are you ready to join the Hash House Harriers on a wild and wacky adventure? We’ll start from a distillery by a river, but trust me, things are gonna get crazy from there!
The trail is gonna be 3-5 miles of pure madness – you’ll have to follow markings made with chalk, flour, and whatever else we can scrounge up. And get this – there may be some collapsed bridges and communist memorials to navigate around. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you don’t fall in the river or get brainwashed by any red propaganda!
As we run, we’ll encounter all sorts of crazy obstacles – checks, false trails, you name it! And just when you think you’re out of the woods, we’ll hit you with some serious hills. The final climb to the top will be a real gut-buster, but don’t worry, the view from up there will make it all worthwhile – you’ll be able to see all the way to the end of the madness we call civilization!
After all that running, you’ll deserve a stiff drink, some snacks, and a chance to share some war stories with your fellow runners. So come join us on the Hash House Harriers trail – it’s gonna be a wild ride, full of puns, dirty jokes, and all sorts of craziness!
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Location: Kingfly Spirits
2613 Smallman St, Pittsburgh, PA 15222