5832 Forward Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15217
USA
Jesus’ Irish Hog
Celebrate the second cumming! It is written in the striptures that Jesus will die (who kneweth he couldn’t *actually* walk on water), and later when the planets aligneth he will rise again (at least, you know, certain parts of him). As it was written, so shall it be.
The purpose of this trail is to demonstrate in real time why Jesus can’t go hashing, and also beer. He and his cohares, or should I say fluffers, hope to meet ye in the Squirrel Hill Sports Bar at 6:30 pm on March 9. Together we will lead you on a vigorous spiritual journey as we plan for the rapture. Those interested in surviving at least beyond the night should bring a lighted torch to show you the Way, and any animals you wish to take with you into valhalla are welcome. Along the path we will remember those we have lost, herald those who are yet to cum, and endure those who runneth alongside us. In the name of the beer, and the fun, and the run, may you last all night!