PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail

From your hareraiser…

Nary did the hares provide me with a writeup,

so Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.

I’m told trail is dog-friendly, but start bar is not.

We’re starting at Nico’s where you can get a beer and a shot.

Since it’s in Bloomfield, I guess trail shoes ain’t right,

but maybe wear layers because it’s an early April night.

Bring your five bucks, so you can drink beer and do trail,

and when you see the number of hares, you can exclaim, “WHAT THE HELL?”