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Every October 10th my mother wouldn’t give me any presents until I heard the story of how, 2 weeks early, I came into this world at 6:32am, making it her happiest day ever. Over time it evolved into less the happiest day, but more how 18 hours of labor pushing out a 9lb 6oz bundle of joy wasn’t exactly a swell time, but here we are so enjoy your presents.
Why am I laying this on you? That’s because this Thursday, 10/10, I’m celebrating my 52nd Analversary around the sun, & along with my cohares Shameless Cussy & F Dis, we devised a trail that’s more a bundle of joy and less the equivalent to an 18 hour birthing of yours truly.
That’s because not only is it my beerthday hash, but it’s also the return of The Little Black Dress run! No charity, just a fun romp around da burg wearing our fanciest evening number. Show off whatever is left of that summer body! Be Shameless with your outfit, Purple goes with everything, then at the end say F Dis and do away with your LBD until next time.
Trail Starts at PITT #329 – Purple Princess, F-Dis, and Shameless. Trail is doggo friendly, but 4 Points is not. Road shoes are fine. There is an option of shiggy, but not where road shoes would be an issue.
Purple Princess…412-432-9807
F Dis…508-768-7996
Shameless Cussy…724-681-4711