607 S Braddock Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15221
USA
PITT TRAIL # 136: Hairy Twatter and the Goblet of Beer
Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thirsday Hash House Harriers
Headmistress: K9-69, we think…still.
(Order , First Class, Grand Prop. Of All Trails Northside, Chf. White Fluff Dog Owner, Supreme Indoor Blesser, International Confed. of No IPAs)
Dear Hashers,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to the Trail #136 at Ryan’s Pub and Grill (607 S Braddock Ave, Pittsburgh PA 15221). Please find enclosed a list of all necessary details and equipment.
Term begins on 25 May. We await your owl by no later than 24 May…or not, whatever.
UNIFORM: This is a costume themed trail, you are highly encouraged to come dressed in your finest Harry Potter Universe themed garb or accessories!!!
All First Time Wizards and Witches will require:
1. Shiggy Socks – Trail is prone to venturing into the Forbidden Forest
2. One plain pointed headlamp (bright) for night wear
3. One pair protective gloves(or anything similar to aid climbing and avoid poison ivy)
4. One summer cloak (light, with fastenings)
5. 1 wand or other pointy like object
6. 11 Sickles Hash Cash (That’s $5 for you novices)
Please note that all hasher’s outfits should carry your house colors or be Harry Potter themed in some way. If you are unsure of your house refer to the banner image to discern which of the 4 house colors best suits you: Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw. We have also attached a basic test for your sorting if you so desire; please see the attached link: https://www.buzzfeed.com/eleanorbate/accurate-af-sorting-quiz
COURSE DETAILS:
We will be starting at Ryan’s Pub and Grill, which is not quite Hogwarts, but Ireland is close enough and still in the EU so you can just deal with it. Trail will be laid in standard white floo powder, and while it might not instantly transfer you to Knockturn Alley, you’re still going to want to follow it to avoid all the Muggles. While we can’t promise any fine English Ales at the Beer Stops, we can promise some may appear on trail or at circle prizes. One Butterbeer stop is also guaranteed along with fresh crisps and biscuits between legs. We highly discourage and also outright ban any race-ist behaviour on trail; this means keep any of your Mudblood talk out of it. Squibs are also permitted on trail as we are all welcoming.
OTHER EQUIPMENT:
1 vessel (metal or plastic, standard pint size)
1 set hashtags or necklace
1 set brass balls
Hashers may also bring, if they desire, a goose, OR a drama llama, OR a sloth.
Fantastic Beasts are also permitted (Dogs)
PARENTS ARE REMINDED THAT FIRST TIME WIZARDS AND WITCHES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING THEIR TECHNOLOGY ON TRAIL
Yours Sincerely,
Double Stuffed, Sir Vix, Schoolhouse Cock, and Just Jeff
DEPUTY HEADMASTERS/MISTRESSES