GM: Idiotic Cat Poser
Religious Advisor: Abandon Shit
Hare Raiser: Pearl Necklace
Beermeister: Rotational per quarter
Haberdasher: Cock in a Net
Hash Cash: Cottage Cheese, Blegh
Newsletter/Scribe: Lever Behind
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