Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers - PGH-H3
Hash Hotline: 412-381-6709The Original Drinking Club with a Running Problem
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Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers - PGH-H3Hash Hotline: 412-381-6709The Original Drinking Club with a Running Problem |
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Join us June 4-6 2010 for Beer and No Clothing in Lust Vegas!
| Your PGH H3 Mismanagment for June 2009 - May 2010: | ||
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| Grand Mattress: Pelvis Chestley |
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This wacky and weird, charming and chaotic, disarming and dangerous, loud and lewd, flirtatious, frantic and fierce female hasher found her calling in 2007 when she asked the entire hash out on a blind date. She's never looked back since. Former Co-RA and Beer Wench, Pelvis is best known for her ability to promote the hash....using whatever tactics and body parts necessary. |
| Religious Advisor & Web Masterbator: Donkey Ho Té |
With a solid 9 months of hashing underneath him (there's bound to be a kid out there at this point), Donkey Ho Té stepped up to the pitcher and volunteered his services. In addition to keeping the website appropriately out of date, between internet memes and underage asian porn, Donkey's found the time to ... |  |
| Hash Cash: Flicker |
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The wonderful, beautiful, and outgoing Flicker has agreed to hold onto whats burning a hole in your pocket - your cash! Flicker started hashing in Sept. 1985, has been an On-Sec, GM and finally Ms. InterAmerica 1999. She's a reserve member of the SUYT club and can be found in a hot tub wherever one is near. She'll happily whine about others trails, but gives it right back when she lays her own. PAY YOUR DUES!! |
| On Sex: Finger Food |
Finger Food used to be an avid barefoot water skier until the Lake Minnetonka Water Ski Expo disaster of '98. After recovering and having no other surviving members of his ski team, he decided it was best to move on. Since then he has taken a liking to beer, running and arguing about grammar. These three skills combined with the fact that he just makes stuff up all the time made him a perfect candidate for Hypnotits to groom as an On-Sec. He writes very long newsletters which are quite funny. |  |
| Hash Horn |  |
Folker started hashing in 1983, with the now-defunct Laurel Highlands Hash. His first Pittsburgh Hash was the 100th run in June, 1984. His interest in folk music, folk dance, and general folking around was what earned him his hash name. He has been known to toot his horn not just at hashes, but in 10Ks and marathons. |
| Haberdashers: WMD & Moon |
This dynamic duo has been an integral part of the hash (and each other's lives - awwwwwwwww) for many years now, but now this couple has decided to join forces for the greater good - your money! They're responsible for bringing you the finest hash accessories known to man...and for remembering to actually bring them to a hash to get sold. Get your wallets ready..... |   |
| Beer Wench: Cum On My Tits |
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Our glorious On-Sec is writing this bio for Cum On My Tits, just as soon as he catches up on the newsletter from Mid-January... |
| Hash Monsignor: Whiff Meister |
Whiff began his Pittsburgh hashing career on Feb. 23, 1992, filed for divorce two weeks later and has never looked back. Many thank G that he's devoted his genius to hash songs rather than evil. A three-term Religious Advisor, he retired after the embarrassing episode with the goat, the beer wench and a foaming beef probe. He created and adopted the dubious title of Hash Monsignor and milks it for all the questionable value it's worth. |  |
| Hare Raiser: 4-F You |
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Pittsburgh's very own, not quite old enough to be, dirty old man. He's taken pictures of you for years, but nobody's ever seen them; now he's gonna make sure that someone's haring every week so that he can keep it up. Now that 4-F You has a position of some accountability, we fear he may just post those pictures somewhere. You have been warned. |
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