Who: WMD & Putin on the Dicks
What: WMD’s Beerthday / Fool Moon Hash
When: Tuesday, 4/11, at 6:30PM
Where: Layafette Hotel – 301 South Main Street, Sharpsburg, 15215
The Skinny…
It’s a Fool Moon. A hare was needed. WMD dutifully sacrificed his birthday plans and offered to hare. Putin blindly offered to co-hare. There is no hash $. The hares will supply trail beer and apres food. Bar beer is contra. Beer snobs shouldn’t fret as the Layafette stocks a few craft beers. Trail is Kira and Grommet friendly. The apres is not.
Trail will be friendly to new boots, walkers and one-armed people. Bring a light as we’ll be on trail after sundown.
WMD’s mother: WMD’s mother is baking the birthday cake. She is also doing trail. No worries as she as athletic as a 75 year old can be. She’ll also do down-downs. In her mind, her only child is a saint. Obviously the hashers know WMD probably won’t be nominated for sainthood. Don’t ruin her dream… or WMD will track you down and beat you like a red-haired step child.
Issues? Call your therapist, take your meds or go to AA. Or annoy WMD at 724-816-0804.