PITTH3 – Hash Hymnal

Hash Hymnal

Learn the songs so you can sing along!

The Neighbor Song

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a beautiful day for a hash
How did we get here?
Let’s have some more beer

It’s a hasherly day in this shiggywood
There are jaggers stuck in my ass
If I show you my dick/tits,
would you check me for ticks?

I have always wanted to hash with a kennel
Just….Like….Pitt (or This)
Fuck the hares, I hope all their beer
Tastes….Like…..Shit (or Piss)!

So let’s make the most of this glorious night
Since we’re all shitfaced, it only seems right
Would you beat mine, could you eat mine,
Won’t you be my neighbor

Won’t you be-
not you FRBs-
Please won’t you be
My Neighbor

Buck Futler

Tune: American Pie

A long, long time ago

I can still remember when Pittsburgh kennels there were one

And I knew if I had my chance I could lay trail in advance

And warm my little tushie in the sun

But then one night they ran in Butler

Not Bloomfield, Hays, nor Beltzhoover

The pack said are you fucking?

But autocorrect spelled it ducking (aside: It’s never ducking)

I can’t remember if I shit When I learned the kennel split

But surely I was out of it

The night they founded PITT

Then we were singing, bye, bye to circle inside

Freeze our titties and our weenies and numb our behinds

It’s cold outside, but I’m still getting lit

It’s Thursday so I’m hashing with PITT

Tell all my friends I’m hashing with PITT

Hot Vagina

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It’s so ,tasty and delicious
Bite-size and ready to eat,
So grab your chick, give her a lick,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.

Her left tit…

Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She’d get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .

He’s the Meanest

He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s penis,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.

He’s always pissing on us,
He’s rotten and dishonest,
He’s the meanest,
He’s a horse’s ass.

So drink it down, down, down…

Why Were They Born So Beautiful

Why were they born so beautiful
Why were they born at all
They’re no fucking use to anyone
They’re no fucking use at all
They may be a joy to their mothers
But they’re a pain in the asshole to me

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