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    Knitted PGH-H3 Hat $16 – These are going fast! H*A*S*H camo shirt – L, XL & 2XL – $12 – Great for hunting both 2-legged and 4-legged does. Hash Shorts: $23, S-XL, pocket, liner, embroidered PGH-H3 logo Bucket Hat: $5 Baby doll shirts are $12 T-shirts are $10 Stickers: $2 Patches: $3
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      Songs in the Key of Pittsburgh Ain’t Masturbatin’ Are Yinz From Pittsburgh Autohash Dahn-Dahn Debauchery Tonight Dope Ray Me Hashin’ Ice The Bitch Interhash 1999 Welcum I’ve Only Half a Brain Moondance My boyfirend… Oh You Wankers S&M Man verses Santa Clause is Cumming On You Shiggy-Traction Skippy the Squirrel Swilligans Island The Hash House Harriers The Pittstones Thunderchicken Walking ’round In Women’s Underwear Other Song Books: A general, Pittsburgh-influenced song book Whiff’s Compilation of Pittsburgh Songs Ain’t Masturbatin’ by Whiff Don’t buff the bishop, Don’t wax my bean, Don’t choke the chicken, I think you know what I mean. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t stroke my bony one-eyed baloney, My Mannon yogurt is For your consumption only. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. I’m forsakin’ shakin’ bacon. Trouser snakin’ just ain’t my style. My jiz is the fizz in your Sperm-o-dent smile. Ooo – go easy. I don’t like workin’ Gland in glove. No jerkin’ gherkins – It’s your lips I’m thinkin’ of. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load for you. Don’t fling the phallus, Won’t flog the frog. No squeezin’ mustard From my Oscar Meyer dog. Ain’t masturbatin’, Savin’ all my load…
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      Hash Related Websites PA InterHash World HHH Internet HHH Worldwide Hasher Forums (and more fun Tidewater info) Road Tripping – Nearby Hashes Akron Hash Cleveland HHHH Columbus HHH Eerie HHH Harrisburg/Hershey HHH Nittany Valley HHH Philadelphia HHH Reading HHH Richmond Hash House Harriers Flying Booger’s Half-Mind Catalog Baldrick’s Link-o-Rama Local Outdoor Events/Groups People Who Run Downtown Pittsburgh Great Race (10K) Venture Outdoors Runn Pittsburgh Obscure Games Pittsburgh Pictures, Pictures, Pictures! Sherpes Pictures Betty Crock O’Shit’s Pics
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Hash Related Websites
PA InterHash
World HHH
Internet HHH
Worldwide Hasher Forums (and more fun Tidewater info)

Road Tripping – Nearby Hashes
Akron Hash
Cleveland HHHH
Columbus HHH
Eerie HHH
Harrisburg/Hershey HHH
Nittany Valley HHH
Philadelphia HHH
Reading HHH
Richmond Hash House Harriers
Flying Booger’s Half-Mind Catalog

Local Outdoor Events/Groups
People Who Run Downtown
Pittsburgh Great Race (10K)

Venture Outdoors

Run Pittsburgh

Obscure Games Pittsburgh

Pictures, Pictures, Pictures!
Betty Crock O’Shit’s Pics

Upcoming Hashes

Aug
13
Sat
2:00 pm Hash #2031, Jaggerbush Hash @ Big Jim’s
Hash #2031, Jaggerbush Hash @ Big Jim’s
Aug 13 @ 2:00 pm
Hares: Putin and Justaposition This will be an educational hash on various dangerous plants in our area! Cum out, have fun, and do some learnin’!
Aug
17
Wed
6:30 pm TN@ #76: Bitch in Heat and Londo... @ Goodlander Cocktail Brewery
TN@ #76: Bitch in Heat and Londo... @ Goodlander Cocktail Brewery
Aug 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Did you know that August babies are LEOS and like ATTENTION? Namely attention in the form of gifts of beer, wine, cocktails, tasty snacks, and shiny trinkets. Dress as your favorite LEO (Leonardo DiCaprio, Leonardo …
Aug
19
Fri
6:30 pm ICH3#10 Beets the Shit Outta Goo... @ Gooski's
ICH3#10 Beets the Shit Outta Goo... @ Gooski's
Aug 19 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm
ICH3#10 Beets the Shit Outta Gooski's @ Gooski's | Pittsburgh | Pennsylvania | United States
You could spend your friday night out somewhere classy, or you can cum out to Gooski’s in Polish Hill and hang out with Iron City H3 for another boozy bar crawl. Trail will be between …
Aug
20
Sat
3:00 pm August BASH!
August BASH!
Aug 20 @ 3:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Aug
21
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2032, Squirreleo
Hash #2032, Squirreleo
Aug 21 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Aug
25
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #263, Scrum and Friends @ Old Lawrencevile Pool
PITT #263, Scrum and Friends @ Old Lawrencevile Pool
Aug 25 @ 6:30 pm
Scrum, GLTR SPTR, and the Sultan of Snacks are back with another mediocre trail with a non traditional start location. BYOB start. The pool was Scrum tested and GLTR approved with a 12 pack of …
Aug
28
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2033, Noah
Hash #2033, Noah
Aug 28 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon!
Aug
29
Mon
6:30 pm DS #86 – Hare Needed
DS #86 – Hare Needed
Aug 29 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: Hare Needed What: DS #86 When: August 29th, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Where: TBD Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Sep
4
Sun
2:00 pm Hash #2034, Moon
Hash #2034, Moon
Sep 4 @ 2:00 pm
Details cumming soon
Sep
8
Thu
6:30 pm PITT #264, AZ, Assotope, and PDS
PITT #264, AZ, Assotope, and PDS
Sep 8 @ 6:30 pm
Details cumming soon!
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