Hash #1668: STFU and Just Dana

As Purple Princess pulled out (before he finished) and said he couldn’t help me at the last minute (around a month ago), I have a new co-hare (Just Dana) and a new name:

Start/end: 14:00 @ OTB, 10301 Pearce Mill Rd, Allison Park, PA 15101
Total distance: traditional 6.9 kilometers to  6.9 miles
Total elevation gain: more than 6.9 decimeters

This trail is in honor of my eye surgery that allow me to hopefully not lose my vision. (Rage, rage, against the dying of the light…) Otherwise, I’ll need a volunteer to punch the glaucoma out of my eye like she did with the left one. (I have someone in mind…)

I’ll also be able to hit my $3,000 health insurance deductible in one day. So after I file for bankruptcy, beers are on me for the rest of the year. Any donations towards trail beer, loose $1 bills, used G-strings, or other supplies for my pity party are welcome. Remember: this is about me and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to…Beer on trail will be provided by the blind hare (STFU). Before and after is on yinz guys.