10150 Old Perry Hwy
Wexford, PA 15090
USA
HASH #1713 Pillow~talk, n’at
Who: Buns and Mr. Buns
When: Sunday February 21st, 2 pm
Where: Start: Billy’s Roadhouse
Address:10150 Old Perry Hwy, Wexford, PA 15090
Après: Clouse house: 325 Cloverdale Drive, Wexford PA 15090 (3.5 mile drive from Billy’s)
a-a trail and après are Fido friendly, if Fido is friendly and you wipe off paws: Bar is not Fido friendly
Hash cash: $5 for trail beer and snacks, après food and beer
A recent conversation in the Buns’ bedroom;
Mr B: I think it’s time we took our relationship to the next level.
B: You mean….?
Mr B: Yes, I think we should “do it”, but I don’t know how
B: You’ve been Mr.Buns since 1987 but have never “done it”?
Mr B: Well, if you can teach me how, please be gentle.
B: You could do it alone, or share with 2 or more. It should be wild, and enjoyable.
The best way is to think that it’s not for your pleasure or pain, but for others.
Mr B: Will it hurt?
B: Maybe, but that’s OK
Mr B: Will it be dirty?
B: Only if it is done correctly
Mr B: How will I know if it’s right?
B: It will be twisted, messy, fun and satisfying.
Mr B: Can it get bloody?
B: Maybe
Mr B: and…. afterwards?
B: It’s best to sit back, drink some beers, refuel for the next time, and sing lewd songs
Mr B: I have an idea how long to make it.
Bu: Never mind, I‘ll handle that. Your idea of length is a bit shorter than reality.
Mr B: Anything else I need to know?
B: If you do it right, men and women will like it and will want you to do it again.
Mr B: Can we do it even if it’s wet, sloppy, cold or hot?
B: It’s always better when it’s wet.
Mr B: But should it be hard?
B: Hard / easy….. either / or….
Mr B: Let me get this straight….
B: Straight or not…
Mr B: It should be hard, messy, wet, with enough length that should satisfy both men and women
B: And dogs….. don’t forget Fido…
Mr. B: Now I’ve got it! You CAN teach an old dog new tricks!
Mr. B and B: Let’s do it!