3162 Brodhead Rd
Aliquippa, PA 15001
USA
MegaHash 2016: Welcome to the Sh!tshow
MegaHash is a longtime Pgh-H3 tradition. MegaHash traditionally ranges from a clusterfuck to a total shitshow. MegaHash regained some respect the past few years thanks to DJ and Pelvis. They are professionals. Sadly, that era is over.
MegaHash 2016 went on the auction block. Moon claimed it. WMD dutifully offered to co-hare. Swamp Bitch then offered her services. The jury is still out but they may pull it off. The trio of hares shakes out like this:
- Moon – his vivid imagination enhanced by the sun shining on his hairless cranium
- WMD – pragmatic energy helping to keep Moon in check
- Swamp Bitch – keeping a 4 year old, a 47 year old and a 69 year old in check
Saturday, August 13, 2016
1.) There will be multiple beer/water/food stops. $10 hash cash for trail expenses.
2.) Trail is off-road. There are no amenities on trail. Nature calling? Find a private stop and dig a hole. BYOTP.
3.) PI, briars, nettles, razor grass, man eating plants are everywhere. You will get wet. Shark attacks are common in these waters. Plan accordingly.
Eagles:
- 10AM at PJ’s BBQ, 3162 Brodhead Rd, Aliquippa, PA 15001
- Shuttle leaves promptly at 10:30AM. Seriously, don’t be late or you will have to wait 2 hours for the turkey trail.
- 12-13 miles.
- Exclusive smoked salmon brunch on a picturesque beach.
Turkeys:
- Raccoon Elementary School, 3949 Patterson Road, Aliquippa, PA 15001
- 12PM
- 6-7 miles
- Scrumptious lunch with the Eagles served while you bask in the beauty of nature
Apres:
- PJ’s BBQ, an Aliquippa white table cloth/jacket establishment. Tie and jacket required for men. Cocktail dress and heels for the hariettes.
- Pay for your own damn meal if you need anything after all the fabulous cuisine provided on trail
- Transportation will be arranged to allow turkeys to retrieve their cars
- Scouting/planning for this event has been mentally and physically draining. WMD now requires psychiatric treatment. There will be a box for donations. Give generously.
Questions:
- For thoughtful replies call Moon at 412-310-3741.
- Want to annoy WMD? Call 724-816-0804.
- Who knows- she doesn’t even have a Facebook page.