Trail writeup for this Thursday:
Welcome to the All-Point-Breeze-All-The-Time hash. This exquisitely planned, definitely all-pavement, super well-marked, dog-friendly, half-minded trail will take you on a roller coaster ride through of one of the great gems of Pittsburgh, Point Breeze. We have telephone poles. We have houses. We even have trees and stuff. Come one come all! Bring your Nikon, or just remember it. Trail will definitely not include fuckery*. Bring a light, at least one out of every three of you.
*disclaimer: if trail does include fuckery, hares Wheelbarrow Willie and MyHogNMe, may not be held responsible.