Welcome to hash number 146, HILLS & SWILL. Not sure why it’s called hills and swill, there aren’t any hills and the beer should be only craft and probably Belgian too. Wheelbarrow Willie, MyHogNMe, and Just Ben Will lead you on a jaunty trail that makes up in shiggy what it lacks in originality. Just Ben is actually a hobo we found while scouting, which should keep things interesting. Trail is not for the faint of heart; flying dogs should be fine.
To bring: new shoes, a parasol, a personal illumination device or quality night vision, dog tags, snacks in case you get lost, maybe gauze and a sewing kit. Police negotiation skills are a plus.
Note: Wheelbarrow Willie will theoretically earn a cup with this lackluster haring effort.