409 Cavitt Avenue
Trafford, PA 15085
USA
The “Free Beer For Mom” Hash
Who: Your Hares are Peeuuuuuu…… and Honey Nut Squirreleo
What: A scenic and pleasing trail where the Hares will provide beer on trail, beer for down downs, food at the apres’ and beer for any harriette who is actually a mom. Unless you’re a mom, beer before and after trail is on you.
Where: Rumpshakers Bar & Grill
409 Cavitt Avenue
Trafford, PA 15085
This is an A to A trail.
When: Mothers Day, May 10th, at 2:00 Peeee’ Ehmmm
Why: Because Mom deserves it!
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Yes, I know, it’s Mother’s Day. I agree it’s important to spend quality time with dear old mom. And I’m sure it’s applicable to a few harriettes that it’s important to allow your future little harriers and harriettes to pamper you. So get your butt out of bed at a reasonable time on May 10th, take mom to breakfast or brunch then invite her to join you for a nice brisk trail in beautiful Downtown Trafford for the “Free Beer For Mom” Hash, otherwise known as the 1672nd running of the Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers.
Finally there’s a trail that, unlike many, you will actually be able to run if you so choose (well, most of it). Unless you get terribly lost, you shouldn’t log more than 4 miles on your sneakers and as long as the heavens cooperate, there’s really no reason why you should need a dry bag. Yes, at last you’ll get what every Hare promises but fails to deliver: a trail that is short, flat and dry.
There’s a good balance on this trail between road and field with some shiggy to make it interesting but for the most part, it’s an ideal trail for newbies, runners who actually want to run, and walkers who enjoy a picturesque stroll, and it’s perfect for your mom. Sadly, I need to add that it would probably be best to leave Fido at home since portions of the trail are explicitly marked “Pets are not permitted”.
Questions regarding whether you are a mother or not can be addressed by Peeuuuuuu…… since she has firsthand experience as such. All other questions regarding life, liberty, the pursuit of charnel knowledge, or anything to do with this particular Hash can be addressed by Squirreleo, 412-737-2318