5840 Buttermilk Hollow Rd
Pittsburgh, PA 15207
USA
3rd Annual Sand Turkey Trail
(PITT H3 #81/PGH-H3 Fool Beaver Moon)
Who: hared by Sir Vix, John Handycock, Twat’s Up Cock?, Transoxual, T-Boner, and Dirty Gerbil
When: WEDNESDAY 11/25 @ 6:30 PM 
Where: Brunswick Playmore Bowl
5840 Buttermilk Hollow Rd.
Pittsburgh, PA 15207
Hash Cash?: FREE if you bring some canned food/other non-perishable items for the Food Bank.
What: Ever since the inception of the PITT-H3, the Sand Turkey Trail has been a pre-Thanksgiving staple! (We don’t care if Sir Vix made the whole thing about mythical Sand Turkeys up to cover her own ass! It’s a gosh darn institution at this point!) Come one! Come all! To the Third Annual PITT-H3 Sand Turkey and PGH-H3 Fool Moon Trail!
Who will reign maximum as kennel supreme?! Come test your kennel’s mettle against the other kennel in games* of skill and chance** at the Brunswick Playmore Bowl***!
Meet up at 6:30 PM for drinks in the bowling alley bar and then it is on out precisely at 7:00 for a flat, dry, shiggy-free trail and some beers! The alley is open until 11:00 PM so pick your team and challenge the other kennel for bragging rights!
Questions? Call or text Twat’s Up Cock at 207-266-3809.
Disclaimers:
*There may not be actual games (other than bowling).
** Depending on your level of skill, it could easily be a game of chance.
***We have inside information that this place may actually be run by Juggalos. Whoop! Whoop!