Hash# 1678 – Summer Solstice and Hash Regatta

Hash #1678: Summer Solstice Hash Regatta

Who: Just Stephanie, Just Kelsey, Just Wade, and “Just” Whiff

When: Sunday June 21st, 2:00pm- 11:45pm

Where: Casa de Stephanie and Wade
1512 Stonington Drive,
Glenshaw, PA 15116

What: Pack up your floating devices – you will be getting wet and going for a ride on this long looooong Summer Solstice trail. A dry bag is recommended!

Why: On this Father’s Day why not give your father what he really wants by leaving him the hell alone because you gotta regatta!

• Trail Index = A-A
• Water Index = The same way that Keith Sweat wants you, “I wanna make your body soaking wet baby. Soaking Wet. Let me see how wet it can get” aka You will be wet!
• PI Index = Somewhere between Itchy/Scratchy
  
• Tick Index = Likely (Stephanie will tell you all about her dramatic experience while scouting this trail with an overabundance of hand gestures, reenactments, and real tears)
• Dog Index = Best to leave the pups at home!

Apres: Food and booze will be provided by the hares, as well as open use of Just Stephanie’s and Just Wade’s pool. A change of clothing would be highly recommended for pool use. A makeshift outdoor mud washing off station will be available or at least a sprinkler.

Questions?