Hash #1741 – SATURDAY!!!-Honeynut Squirreleo, Cock Smitten, and Sherpes

Hash # 1741

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Who: C. Smitten, Squirreleo, and Sherpes

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Where: The Wildlife Habitat Area, 29 Bellbridge Rd, Elizabeth PA 15037 (Latitude:

40.3007627, Longitude: -79.8628094).

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When: Saturday, Saturday, Saturday — September 10th @ 2:00 Peeee’ehm

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What and why: 15 years ago, on September 10th, our world was much different than it is today. Back then we didn’t worry about terrorism, long lines through TSA in airports and nobody ever heard of Al-Qaeda (let alone how to even spell it). It was a kinder, gentler time where we all felt safe and optimistic in regards to our future, world peace and harmony. With that in mind, Squirreleo and Smitten are going to give you a kinder, gentler, short, flat, dry and shiggy-free trail. You’ll be frolicking in the Wildlife Habitat Area along with the birds, the butterflies, the squirrels and the unicorns while drinking free beer from trails start to finish (no hash-cash required but beer and food at the apres is on you).

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Old Skool erections to trail (if coming from Pittsburgh):

* get on Route 837 heading towards Kennywood.

* pass Kennywood,

* pass through Duquesne,

* pass through Dravosburg

* make a left onto the Clairton-Glassport Bridge.

* cross that Bridge (when you cum to it).

* make a right onto Glassport-Elizabeth Road.

* Glassport-Elizabeth Road becomes Lincoln Blvd

* look for Halfway to Heaven Tavern (currently closed) on your left

* about 50 yards further from the tavern on your left is Bellbridge Rd. Make that left.

* the road will make a sharp curve. At that curve look for the large sign on your right that reads “Wildlife Habitat Area” It will be approximately 300 yards on your left. Congratulations, you found it!!!!

* Park your vehicle and look for marks.

* Follow the marks to the start of trail. There will be beer waiting there for you.

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NOTE: Parking is tight, carpooling is encouraged.

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Apres will be located at Mama Pepino’s Pizza & Pub, 44 Monongahela Ave, Glassport Pa, 15045

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Call Squirreleo at 412-737-2318 if you have comments, questions or if you get lost. Contact Smitten with your whining, sniffles and bitchs; he’ll will be happy to ridicule you.