Hash #2013, Jello Madness! Tom Lehrer’s Birthday Shot Trail

Hares: Dazed and Cunt-Bruised, Crack Filler, and D’Oh Balls

Dazed and Cunt-Bruised has a major crush on lurid singer-songwriter and Harvard professor of mathematics Tom Lehrer…a born hasher if there was one. You may know Tom from such hits as The Masochism Tango, I Got It From Agnes, and Poisoning Pigeons in the Park…but you may not know that he invented the jell-o shot while working for the NSA, to get around Army rules about alcoholic drinks. No one said anything about alcoholic food.

So for Tom’s birthday, which is April 9th, we’re going to celebrate him with a jell-o shot tour of the West End…come prepared for vulgar drawings and math problems on trail (vegan “jell-o” shots, too). Yes, I said math. Stop yer bitchin’, I am trying to reward the 2.5 of you who paid attention in math class!

Trail start:
Crafton Park Parking Lot
117 W Steuben St, Crafton, PA 15205
40.438826,-80.073919
https://maps.app.goo.gl/UGbhUr4XB9TaobxQ9

Trail: There will be shiggy (bring your tick spray), and trail/stops are dog friendly. No dry bag unless the weather turns nasty (or you decide to dive into the creek). Trail is A to A…there will be a shuttle from A (Crafton Park parking lot) to the actual on-out, so don’t be late! Shuttle will leave at 2:30…after that call the beer wagon crisis network/mental help line: 412-519-4956

After party: 6 minutes from A at Dazed and Cunt-Bruised’s house at 184 S Grandview Ave, 15205 https://goo.gl/maps/ix3fVr1ijYmaPMRt6

40°26’19.8″N 80°04’26.1″W · Crafton, PA 15205