Hash #2057, Superb Owl Sunday

Sunday, February 12th

2PM

1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218

Superb Owl Sunday!

Gu:

Come out and learn the lore of yet another mythical hash related creature! We know about the Sand Turkey, but are you hip to the Superb Owl?!!?

The Superb Owl thinks watching television is a waste of time. The Superb Owl recommends having your own weird adventures, rather than watching millionaires exercise. The Superb Owl thinks getting out into nature is far, far better watching commercials trying to sell you pizza, trucks, fizzy yellow beer, car insurance, overt nationalism and flag worship.

Do you tire of military fly-overs? Do you think we really need a national anthem that isn’t sprinkled with questions? Then come out for a trail that may draw a bit of inspiration from the beer lover’s hash. Owl-related costumes or garb are encouraged. Or bird related…

PDS: Or vampire costumes?

Gu: What are you on about?

PDS: It’s a What We Do in the Shadows thing!

Gu: Trail is at 2 o’clock in the afternoon. Vampires are snug in their coffins. They’ll catch fire and turn to dust.

PDS: Come on! It’ll be hilarious!

Gu: *Sigh* Okay. FIne. Vampire costumes, too. If you must.

PDS: We owe the hash a trail to make up for the travesty we laid last time.

Gu: But you should keep your expectations low, none the less.

PDS: Well, that’s probably true.

Gu: So, if Sportsball isn’t your jam, we have an adventure for you. If you want to help create a ‘what in the fuck is going on?’ moment in the East End, we invite you to bring the weird.

PDS: Especially if there are vampires!

Gu: You realize it’s February, yes? Way past spooky season.

PDS: That’s why it’s hilarious!

Gu: *Grumble* There is one contra stop, so bring some cash. Hash cash will not be collected. D’s doesn’t let dogs in, despite the name. Go figure.