4422 Inland Ave
West Mifflin, PA 15122
USA
Hares: ICP and Honey Nut Squirreleo
What: First Numbered PGH-H3 Trail of 2017
Where: The start and apre’s will be held at Casa de Squirreleo, 4422 Inland Ave, West Mifflin 15122.
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!! January 8th, 2:00 Peee Ehm
Why: Because the local area law enforcement has too much time on their hands
On the first day of 1758, the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature establish the “starting point” for standardized species names across the animal kingdom, based on the binomial nomenclature by Carolus Linnaeus 10th edition of Systema Naturae.
1758 also happens to be the very first numbered PGH-H3 Trail of 2017. So therefore you are cordially invited to participate in this marked event where we will be gamboling the grounds of West Mifflin while standardizing our own species names across the beverage selections while simultaneously playing another round of “copus no catchus”. Trail will be short, flat and dry; a perfect trail to bring out your virgins.
- Hash cash of $5.00 will be collected to help offset the expense of feeding and beering you.
- There will be at least two beer stops on trail that are on you (very inexpensive establishments). The before, after, and other(?) beverages are on the hares.
- Trail is semi Fido friendly and as long as Fido is sociable towards other dogs (namely mine), he/she can romp in Squirreleo’s fenced in backyard during the apres.
- Dry bag is weather dependent
Contact: Call or text Squirreleo, 412-737-2318, if you’ve got any questions regarding trail.