ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City”

ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City”

Are you feeling bored and blue this Christmas? Do you wish you could escape the family drama and the endless shopping? Do you have a pair of big balls that you’re dying to show off? Then join us for the most disappointing mandatory Christmas holiday hash trail/bar crawl ever! We’ll start from Mitchell’s bar downtown, where you can enjoy a pint of flat beer and a stale mince pie. Then we’ll run around the city, following a trail of flour and chalk that leads to nowhere. Along the way, we’ll stop at some of the worst pubs in town, where you can drink more cheap booze and sing some off-key carols. It’s the perfect way to ruin your festive mood and make you wish you stayed home. So don’t miss this opportunity to have a miserable time with us.

Three Cheers for Iron City!!!

Expect to be disappointed.

Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins.

We never charge hash cash.

Bring cash for Contra stops.

As always, Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup 6:30pm

On out 7:00pm