June Bash

Who: TLC, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course.

What: The last day of Love Your Burial Ground Week… Oh and we’ll also be doing a bicycle hash.

Where: Trail will start and end at Duck Hollow, that parking lot at the bottom of Old Browns Hill Road along the Monongahela River (40.414503, -79.916466)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, June 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm

Why: Because Squirreleo needed more things to complicate his life and TLC was stupid enough to agree to hare it with him.

Hash Cash: No hash cash but there is one bar stop that’ll be on you so bring cash or a credit card. Beer before, after and one beer stop is on the hares.

Details: TLC and Squirreleo have combined their half minds to come up with a quarter mind of a Bash. You’ll get to experience a ride that’s got it all: some nature, some city, some suburbia, some slum.

True trail is planned to be around 10 miles long. Squirreleo is not fond of hills but we live in the Burgh so a few mild hills are unavoidable.

There will be two “mountain bike / road bike” splits which will be marked with an “M/R” designation. The more interesting parts of trail are on the mountain bike portion and are suitable for mountain & hybrid bikes. So if you have the option, bring your more rugged bike.

We are trying to keep trail out of traffic but you skinny tire people make it difficult to completely avoid it. Expect some short portions where you’ll be sharing the road with cars; especially if you’re on a road bike.

Apres will follow at Duck Hollow; bring a lawn chair. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, we’ll watch you do stupid human tricks. So regardless of how you choose to Bash, you’ll be glad that you made it out to this one. Guar-On-On-Teed!

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318