Friday, May 30: Stupor Heroes Assemble! “Men and Women in skin-tight costumes… cavorting without shame! That is not what the founding fathers had in mind.”
Hares: SexPak & VueGina
2:00 – Kegs Tapped \ Check In
5:00 – Milk and Cookies
6:30 – Trail: From Camp
9:00 – Dinner: Build your own burrito
10-? DJ, Dancing, Debauchery
Saturday, May 31: There’s Trouble Afoot… “I’m betting that I’m just abnormal enough to survive.”
Hares :Ogre Under & Wroughten (Day) / Donkey Ho Te (Midnight)
7:00-10:00 – Breakfast
9:00-11:00 – Late Check In
11:00 – Trail: From camp
12:00 – Lunch (at camp and on trail)
4:00 – Hashlympics
6:00 – Dinner: Pasta & Sausage
7:00 – Awards, Skits, Random Shit
9:00 – DJ, Dancing, Debauchery
12:00 – Midnight Shot Crawl
1:00-? – DJ, Dancing, Debauchery
Sunday, June 1: To Stupidity And Beyond! “An object at rest cannot be stopped!”
Hare: Oodles of Dude’s Noodles
7:00-10:00 – Breakfast
10:00 – Fat Boy Trail
12:00 – Get The FUCK Out!