PITT #117, Major & Lost in the Bush

Sidewalks? Where we’re going we won’t need sidewalks! Join Lost in the Bush and Major Pecker as they lead you on a romp through the south hills, starting in Banksville, one of the few coveted “zero PITT trails” neighborhoods left. We’ll be starting out of Coach’s Bottle Shop – parking is plentiful and Thursday night is burger night. Get ready for a good mix of shiggy, pavement, and only a 10% chance of getting shot at by a bow hunter. Maybe don’t wear your deer costume to this trail. Feel free to bring your dogs, but maybe think twice about letting them off leash.

We’ll be meeting as per usual at 6:30, so come and bring your drinkin’ liver with you. The kitchen at Coach’s closes at 10, but they agreed to let us pre-order food if you want to chill at the bar as the Apres. Alternatively, there’s a grocery store next door where you can get cold cuts to your heart’s content. Also as per usual, five dolla make you holla, so bring at least one Lincoln to trail with you.

Who: Major Pecker & Lost in the Bush

What: A hash, dummy

Where: Coach’s Bottleshop and Grill, 3105 Banksville Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15216

Why: Some people just want to watch the world burn

How: With style and grace, I guess?

If you have any questions or concerns, I got you fam, hmu 732-757-9241

Major